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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man ' s well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Love, Love these

Confucius Say...
Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling

I meant to put these on the 'jokes' forum, sorry for the faux pas.

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

Man who stand on toilet only high on pot...
Ha ha.... Was the lid open or closed?