Community > Posts By > TheresMyFriend
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Morning.... I guess.
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Getting ready to eat some biscuits and gravy...... Pass the gravy, please...and throw a couple of biscuits down this way too! Oh man...you could have at least taken the eggs and ham out of the biscuits first! Thanks anyway, the dog will clean up the floor! |
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Would I be permited...
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Hey Charles...I never posted it, was only asking...before I run the risk of rule violation. Thanks for your reply.
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O-Jokes
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Nothing like the truth, even if it is in the form of a joke!
Oh wait...that wasn't a joke, was it? hahahahahaha Good ones! Thanks! |
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Would I be permited...
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Would I be permitted to include the following line in my profile:
"Sent on a phone using T9space.com" Need your reply, to make sure I am going by the rules! |
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What's next? You guys going to find fault with the two little girls too? We don't need to ... their momma already disses 'em enough by callin' 'em 'fat' ... No, seriously ... I don't ... One of my better qualities is ruthless self-awareness ... well, honesty, too ... hell, toss in modesty while we're at it ... and generosity ... and love of my fellow human beings and concern for 'Holy Mutha the Urth' and all her chirrens ... I am a wonderful human being and an example to be followed by all people everywhere ... Where does the line start? |
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Sounds like another "puppet" to me, just with a higher pitch voice(noise)!
Where would we be without someone to write what is to be said, according to the so called government! JMO - If I still have one! |
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...alien life form? Perhaps, a large schwanstucker? For me, it would have to be that tight little slotfrontalzackahole! |
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Perhaps the courtesy should have come "before" the handcuffs....... misterwiggly Good comment: |
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So like the question asks, can you and do you without even trying? I sure do! I have no clue why either! It isn't like I am out to do anything bad to anyone. But still some people have to feel some kind of tension when I meet them for the first time. I think I attribute that to not conforming to the social mold somehow and Sheeple Syndrome kicks in. You know how many of us have had predisposed notions. And then when those notions are challenged then what? I guess this leads to the deeper question: Have you ever been in a situation where you have met someone for the first time and suddenly they are scared of you for no reason? I have had that happen as well and not even saying a word to that person. Humans make me ! Love yall! Yep...so many times, I don't pay attention to it anymore! Maybe it's just human aurora (go figure)! |
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...while you are being handcuffed? Having been an officer at one time, I would have to say "Yes"! It would be to your benefit, trust me! |
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Freaky
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Hey! Hey, now!
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Freaky
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Redneck face lift...freaky!
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Freaky
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Talking FREAKY!!!!!!!!!
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How much vegetable oil...
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Depends on how many shows up!
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Funny professional names
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True story...there is a Doctor (surgeon) in Birmingham,Al named Dr Slaughter!
There is another Dr in this area that is named Dr Strange (Internal med)! |
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...where did you f--- up? At the 2nd red-light, or was that the 3rd? |
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ah, 80's would be sooooo nice But, there are those days in the summer...that your Utah weather would be a welcomed site! |
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This is crazy..it's actually sticking to the ground, accumulating it is. It keeps switching from snow to hail and it's really cold. Just 2 days ago it was hot enough to make a redneck sweat..now this. No offense to ya'll rednecks there... Hi's today is predicted to be in the 80's! |
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great, now everyone knows what my toilet looks like But I left $20 on the table, for the copyrights! |
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What? No coffee?
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