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that's a no no
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What won't you tolerate from your SO in a relationship? Chasing me around the house buck-naked with whip and chair in hand, while screaming and moaning like some wild animal in heat, and going through some sort of animal-throes of passion so loud that the neighbors call the police...AGAIN!!!!!!!! Now I just won't put up with that...uh-uhh...no way...either share the whip or nothing!! I asked you to not tell anybody about that. 
Well...NOW everyone knows that you don't share your whip and chair...and your certainly pretty loud as well...you know how the neighbors keep calling the police for the noise you make...just because we won't let them join in! Damn...I couldn't handle 2 whips, but the stereo-screaming might be nice!!!    
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that's a no no
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What won't you tolerate from your SO in a relationship? Chasing me around the house buck-naked with whip and chair in hand, while screaming and moaning like some wild animal in heat, and going through some sort of animal-throes of passion so loud that the neighbors call the police...AGAIN!!!!!!!! Now I just won't put up with that...uh-uhh...no way...either share the whip or nothing!! 
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Dear GOP'ers....you can't portray Obama as being the threat to America's way of life and then 90 seconds later say he's more of the same. Pick ONE and run with it. I'm beginning to regret posting the the entire thing in the first place now. It was intended as a joke. Seems as if my sense of humour is not to everyones liking. Jeez. You have Obama. We have Brown, Is there a colour oriention scheme indicated here somewhere? and if so, in which direction is it headed?    
I enjoyed reading your post...I thought it was funny, interesting, and like I said in earlier post...probably truth as well! I wouldn't worry too much about what the others who wanted to turn it into a political thing thought! It was as good of any of your other humor jokes have been! Keep up the good work! JMO-If I still have one! 
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Yeah!! At least Obama got Guantanimo closed, and stopped that warrantless wire tap thing, and has stopped the Feds getting your personal cell phone location data whenever they want! Oh,..wait,... never mind! Well thank goodness that Obama got the country back on the right track and didn't let unemployment get above 8%! Oh wait,... never mind. Well at least Obama, with a supermajority in congress, got healthcare passed! Oh,...wait,... never mind. Well at least Obama isn't single-handely destroying the Democratic party! Oh wait,... never mind.  
I am American and seems Brits know Obummer fer wut he is better than a lot of Americans. Thanks for the post, UK! 
It is my assumption that NONE of the Brits voted for him...so, they must know something that we don't! (I didn't vote for him either) so, I guess that make me smarter than a 5th grader(TV show)!
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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
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Fri 02/26/10 12:00 PM
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I enjoyed reading the original post, I found it to be funny, interesting, and most importantly...probably some truth to it!
JMO if I still have one!
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What do you prefer?
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When you're looking for someone to date, do you look for someone who has been married before? Or someone who has never been married? What about kids? Do you prefer they already have kids? Or no kids? Do these things even matter to you? It doesn't matter... I'm not saying "I'm easy"...(wait a minute, erase that...yes I am)! The chemistry has to be there, that's the main thing...for me anyway!
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LINT!
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Where does the lint that accumulates in belly buttons come from??? Many people find that, at the beginning and end of the day, a small lump of fluff has appeared in the navel cavity. The reasons for this have been the subject of idle speculation for many years but in 2001, Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia, undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of navel lint. His primary findings were as follows:[1] * Navel lint consists primarily of stray fibers from one's clothing, mixed with some dead skin cells and strands of body hair. * Contrary to expectations, navel lint appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibers up into the navel. * Women experience less navel lint because of their finer and shorter body hairs. Conversely, older men experience it more because of their coarser and more numerous hairs. * Navel lint's color appears in a characteristic blue-grey. The color is most likely an average of all clothing colors worn.[2] * The existence of navel lint is entirely harmless, and requires no corrective action.
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Do they exist?
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on your profile silly... As AOL would say..."You've Got Mail"! |
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Do they exist?
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Hey Reg...I can send the "pin" to you...if you want it...no problem! Just give me go ahead, and it's done.
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Do they exist?
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on your profile silly... Ohhhh, sorry for my feebleness (is that a word?)! I wasn't thinking...when you said "you wanted the pin"...I thought you may have seen something on the web-page, that you read my copy&pasted post on. I was just fixing to try and find it again, and go look far a "pin"!
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Do they exist?
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Just a little bit of info either fact or fiction that I came a cross for your reading/entertainment. Vlad Tepes was a prince who lived in Walachia and ruled in 1454. They called him Vlad the Impaler because he fought against the Turkish bitterly. Deposed in 1462 he was later reinstated in 1476. He was caught by the Turkish and beheaded. His father was known as Vlad Dracul or Vlad the Devil. That's how the name Dracula was made. Vlad Tepes was known for some time as the devil's son or the son of a dragon by his people. Walachia Walachia is where Vlad Tepes lived. It's in the south and stretches from the southernmost mountains to Danube. Walachia is not a dark, scary, and ugly place like you might think. It's a beautiful place with hills, mountains, and an occasional farm. There are few, but magnificent forests. The people there live happily telling the tale of Dracula. Actually, I've read all that. I want that pin
Pin???? 
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Do they exist?
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Just a little bit of info either fact or fiction that I came a cross for your reading/entertainment.
Vlad Tepes was a prince who lived in Walachia and ruled in 1454. They called him Vlad the Impaler because he fought against the Turkish bitterly. Deposed in 1462 he was later reinstated in 1476. He was caught by the Turkish and beheaded. His father was known as Vlad Dracul or Vlad the Devil. That's how the name Dracula was made. Vlad Tepes was known for some time as the devil's son or the son of a dragon by his people. Walachia Walachia is where Vlad Tepes lived. It's in the south and stretches from the southernmost mountains to Danube. Walachia is not a dark, scary, and ugly place like you might think. It's a beautiful place with hills, mountains, and an occasional farm. There are few, but magnificent forests. The people there live happily telling the tale of Dracula. |
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Do they exist?
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I meant blood sucking  .
Back to woik... Blood sucking Vampires ? Sure...we see and hear of them every day, we argue over them, we like them, and we hate them...they are called...POLITICIANS!!! And the worst of the pack, is in Washington D.C. jmo
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I wonder how this would work
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I have read a few profiles, and in them a lot of them will say. In lighter terms. I'm looking for a man that will provide everything I need in life. Meaning money, house, cloths, car etc etc. If I put this on my profile that i'm looking for the same thing in a woman. Would I get more emails from women? Think about this for a sec. Women work in todays world and some make damn good money. They don't need a mans help. So why not take care of me
I have to ask: "Are you delusional?" It sounds like this is actually what your looking for! 
Good luck with that idea! |
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huh????
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Love is like a tug a war,
One jerk after another
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You crack me up!
Yea? hmmmmm, OK...That is a good sign! Reg sitting at her computer...: ---->>>> 
My hair doesn't flip up like that!
Well, here's what you do...get some "Dippity Doo" hair jell! Remember that stuff, a brand of hair gel introduced in the 1950's? 
You apply some to your hair on the ends, along with your curling iron, and just do the "flip" thing! Bet it would really bring back memories, I know it does for me! 
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You crack me up!
Yea? hmmmmm, OK...That is a good sign! Reg sitting at her computer...: ---->>>>
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Quick
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Love
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I'm a big girl now....
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what do you consider maturity? 
Well, I guess that just about covers it for me!
Are you drinking again  
(hick-up.....nope!)
Hey Reg...good see to ya! Nope...nutt'n a tall! (hick-up)! OJM
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