Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

nice

Very Funny

Nothing like the truth, even if it is in the form of a joke!

Oh wait...that wasn't a joke, was it? hahahahahaha

Good ones! Thanks!

Here is one of my favorites:

Mike Huckabee, Hilary Clinton, and Barrack Obama are walking down the street. They come up to a homeless man and they stop. Mike Huckabbe pulls some money out of his pocket and a business card to give to the man. He tells him to come see him for employment. Hilary and Barrack think that is great and they continue walking. They come across another homeless person and Hilary tells Mike and Barrack, "I got this one!" and then proceeds to take a $20 bill out of Mike Huckabees wallet and gives it to the person and points them to the nearest welfare office. This impresses Obama. Once again they continue walking and yes come across another individual in need. Obama then proceeds to tell Huckabee and Clinton, "I got this!" Obama approaches the homeless person and tells them "Have Hope! Change is coming!" he then proceeds to walk away.

good one

A liberal, a conservative and a tea party patriot appear on “Good Morning America.” George Stuffenenvelopes asks them how they’d solve the economic crisis. The liberal says, “We should tax the rich and provide health care for all.” The conservative says, “We should cut taxes on the rich and run up huge deficits on endless wars.” The tea party patriot says, “We should neither tax nor borrow nor spend. We should drill, baby, drill before the Nazi death panelists take away our freedom and destroy the nation. Abortion! Terrorism! Ditto! Git-R-Done! Obamanation! Freedom! Pit bull! Dale Earnhardt!” Noticing that the conservative has been violently twisting the tea party patriot’s nipples, George Snuffleuppegus says, “What’s going on?” The conservative says, “Oh, sorry about that. I was just tuning my AM radio.”



oh sorry,, perhaps that should have been labeled a T-Joke,,,,:)

LMAOoooooO

I don't get why people make jokes over Obama, because of their party. They seem to forget our last president who forwent taking care of the people of Katrina; then set things up for this president to fail before he even got in the door (Sept-08 ring a bell? stock market; Fanny Mae and the Mac). Took him 2 terms but things really fell way down for this country economically. And now you joke, and have little faith? That I understand...but if the blame game quit then we'd all get on with healing this country. More time is wasted fighting between parties then getting anything resolved. This goes from your small town to the US congress/senate.
Do the right thing, not what others tell you whats right.

I just see a bunch of Racist White folks who are regurgitating rhetoric spewed by uber cons...Did you know that there ARE ENOUGH NATURAL RESOURCES AND THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION SO THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS EARTH COULD HAVE THEIR BASIC NEEDS MET FOUR TIMES OVER. It is good old American greed and an Imperialistic drive to own everything that keeps us so divided along economic lines. That is just utterly sickening.

but since this is the jokes section here goes a good one:

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "We don't serve your kind here" and the mushroom responds "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

well hummmm...as I scanned this whole page...the only thing that popped out I recognized....Was DALE EARNHARDT

Gawd...How I do love NASCAR.

Still love you, Mano! Even though not all your jokes are funny!

Good one Mano!

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, “Hey, have you heard the latest Teabagger joke?” The bartender replied, coldly, “No. And I’ll have you know I’m a Teabagger .” That’s O. K.,” said the man, “I’ll talk slow.”


"It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year." -Craig Ferguson

"Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, is going to be part of the Fox News team. So, yeah. Finally, finally, her years of reading all those newspapers and magazines have really paid off. This should balance things out over there at Fox News. I can see that coming from my house." -David Letterman



oh,, bash humor is pretty universal,,,thought Id show I could copy and paste with the best of them,,,,,but if its all in fun,,,Im smiling...

After numerous rounds of
"We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Obama opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded
message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Hilary Clinton.
Clinton and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA and finally Mossad.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within five minutes MI-6 emailed the White House:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Looks like somebody failed Econ 101 at least twice! I wonder if you know that when the Soviets seized control of the means of production and "equally" redistributed everything, it created mass poverty and social upheaval (not to mention the heightened ethnic and class conflict)? Or that communism failed so badly in China that they had to become more capitalist than America just to survive?

communism and capitalism continue to fail because of the HUMAN FACTOR,, corruption,,,


but one is no better or worse than the other,, IMHO

Never took Econ, the Soviet and Chinese ruling class were just as greedy as American capitalists are...A truly equal distribution is possible. I cosign on what msharmony says...mass poverty, social upheaval, and heightened ethnic and class conflict are all byproducts of corruption that are intentional and are used as tools of oppression and are present in capitalism as well. I'm just saying...a lot of people are struggling so that the privileged can stay that way without really DOING anything.

Again as this is the jokes section I will tell yet another:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

GOOD ONE