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A Date with a Mingler...
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I would date me......then I would take me home and have sex with me!!!
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Actually its my day off.... I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!! |
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Dear diary.........who is putting coconut oil on my cat????? why does he smell like coconuts????
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Actually its my day off.... I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!! |
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Thats NOT the mess I was insinuating BUT that will do too LOL |
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!! Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! |
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Actually its my day off.... I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!! |
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I would invite you all for dinner but that would mean I would have to clean my house....and I dont wanna!!! Besides....you would eat my candy that Im gonna get today!!! DITTO for me as well... besides ,...we're guys .. we don't care if its messy ....CAUSE it will be after we leave |
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!! Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! |
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wow if the john wayne toilet paper isn't makin people steer clear of wanting to make pewpie in ur toilet then perhaps u should sprinkle lemonade on the seat.. i mean really, who wants to sit down on a tinkled on toilet?? and the john wayne tp just doesn't cut it as far as cleanin up that kinda mess. for those not "in the know" back story on why it's called john wayne toilet paper: because just like john wayne the toilet paper is tough as hell and don't take $#!t from no one. so yeah, i dunno. i can't explian why ur acquaintances keep wanting to make doodie in ur throne room. tell 'em to go 'think' in their own throne rooms. or better yet, tell 'em yours is being renovated for their first rate waste making pleasure and that soon, very soon, they will be able to sit on an intricately precious metal-inlaid and gem-encrusted porcelain statue of a pair of hands gently holding their derrieres as they defecate in premier luxury lavatory accomodations with all the appointments befitting such esteemed visitors of your bathroom facilities, and that in the meantime they can go outside and hit up the porta-johnny down the block at the nearest construction site. and then tell 'em "DO THAT STUFF IN UR OWN HOUSE!!" yeezos krise! dubbelyoo tee eff?!?!? this was a joke thread i take it. u don't seriously have people coming to go poo at ur house all the time?? |
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Im having a lazy day.......dont want to do much of anything.
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Actually its my day off.... I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!!
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I sleep under 3 huge blankets and 2 cats because its freezing!!!
Ok.....you have 10 minutes and then I gotta get fabulous!! |
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Topic:
Dark mood...
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Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. I'm appalled that with your DX you've never heard of it. It's not your fault, I suppose. It speaks to the clinicians you've worked with though. |
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Actually its not that messy today.......I would have to do 5 dishes though..... Oh and my laundry........oh and make my bed and take all the crap off my dresser.....
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Topic:
A puzzled befuddlement....
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Something I have noticed, and am unsure as to how it came about, is that I seem to get a lot of views from people in other countries. Seeing as how the search parameters have to be manually set, and usually people who want to meet others, prefer to find them within a few thousand mile radius.... ...how in the blue blazes does someone in say, the US... end up checking out a woman in Australia????? Bit difficult to meet at the local coffee shop, or bowling alley, or tattoo shop, or football game. Does anyone have any idea how this happens? It has me completely baffled. |
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Topic:
A Date with a Mingler...
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I went on a date with Indnprcess and Msmyka.....they were HAWT!!!
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I would invite you all for dinner but that would mean I would have to clean my house....and I dont wanna!!!
Besides....you would eat my candy that Im gonna get today!!! |
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anddddddddddd my famous cornbread muffins!!!
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