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Tue 10/13/09 12:10 PM
I would date me......then I would take me home and have sex with me!!!pitchfork :banana: smitten

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Tue 10/13/09 12:09 PM






Actually its my day off....drinker :banana: I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!!bigsmile drinker
:banana: coolbeans.:banana: I got the whole week off for fall break:banana:
What time will you be here???:wink: laugh laugh :banana:
:tongue: as soon as you send me a plane ticket:tongue:
I cant do that......you would eat all of my candy!!!noway laugh noway laugh
:tongue: or something elsepitchfork
:tongue: devil laugh

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Tue 10/13/09 12:09 PM
Dear diary.........who is putting coconut oil on my cat????? why does he smell like coconuts????noway

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Tue 10/13/09 12:07 PM




Actually its my day off....drinker :banana: I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!!bigsmile drinker
:banana: coolbeans.:banana: I got the whole week off for fall break:banana:
What time will you be here???:wink: laugh laugh :banana:
:tongue: as soon as you send me a plane ticket:tongue:
I cant do that......you would eat all of my candy!!!noway laugh noway laugh

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Tue 10/13/09 12:07 PM

blushing Thats NOT the mess I was insinuating blushing :wink: laugh laugh
BUT that will do too LOL
drool :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
pitchfork ohhhhhhhh that kinda messy!!!pitchfork :banana: laugh

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Tue 10/13/09 12:06 PM




you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you
may be able to help me.

You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!!
True Story!!!

For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my
place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For
what else??? to take a crap!!!

Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that
makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own???
It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I
will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a
crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating
sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why
I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation.
You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap
idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!

:tongue: laugh laugh


Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative!
surprised I make people ****!!!scared rofl
laugh You're a human laxative?:tongue:
It appears that I am!!!surprised rofl surprised

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Tue 10/13/09 12:02 PM


Actually its my day off....drinker :banana: I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!!bigsmile drinker
:banana: coolbeans.:banana: I got the whole week off for fall break:banana:
What time will you be here???:wink: laugh laugh :banana:

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Tue 10/13/09 12:00 PM



I would invite you all for dinner but that would mean I would have to clean my house....and I dont wanna!!!laugh laugh laugh


Besides....you would eat my candy that Im gonna get today!!!noway grumble laugh
bigsmile My place is a mess too so you dont got to worry about mebigsmile

DITTO for me as well... besides ,...we're guys .. we don't care if its messy ....CAUSE it will be after we leave noway blushing :wink: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
yaaaaa you men make my house dirty!!!! Get out of my house!!!explode noway laugh :wink:

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Tue 10/13/09 11:59 AM


you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you
may be able to help me.

You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!!
True Story!!!

For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my
place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For
what else??? to take a crap!!!

Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that
makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own???
It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I
will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a
crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating
sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why
I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation.
You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap
idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!

:tongue: laugh laugh


Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative!
surprised I make people ****!!!scared rofl

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Tue 10/13/09 11:59 AM

wow if the john wayne toilet paper isn't makin people steer clear of wanting to make pewpie in ur toilet then perhaps u should sprinkle lemonade on the seat.. i mean really, who wants to sit down on a tinkled on toilet?? and the john wayne tp just doesn't cut it as far as cleanin up that kinda mess.

for those not "in the know" back story on why it's called john wayne toilet paper: because just like john wayne the toilet paper is tough as hell and don't take $#!t from no one.

so yeah, i dunno. i can't explian why ur acquaintances keep wanting to make doodie in ur throne room. tell 'em to go 'think' in their own throne rooms. or better yet, tell 'em yours is being renovated for their first rate waste making pleasure and that soon, very soon, they will be able to sit on an intricately precious metal-inlaid and gem-encrusted porcelain statue of a pair of hands gently holding their derrieres as they defecate in premier luxury lavatory accomodations with all the appointments befitting such esteemed visitors of your bathroom facilities, and that in the meantime they can go outside and hit up the porta-johnny down the block at the nearest construction site. and then tell 'em "DO THAT STUFF IN UR OWN HOUSE!!" yeezos krise! dubbelyoo tee eff?!?!?

this was a joke thread i take it. u don't seriously have people coming to go poo at ur house all the time??
bwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 10/13/09 11:56 AM
Im having a lazy day.......dont want to do much of anything.

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Tue 10/13/09 11:56 AM
Actually its my day off....drinker :banana: I should go out and get the necessary supplies (candy, chips, pop) in case it snows!!bigsmile drinker

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Tue 10/13/09 11:51 AM
I sleep under 3 huge blankets and 2 cats because its freezing!!!scared scared scared

Ok.....you have 10 minutes and then I gotta get fabulous!!noway laugh

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Tue 10/13/09 11:44 AM

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

I'm appalled that with your DX you've never heard of it. It's not your fault, I suppose. It speaks to the clinicians you've worked with though.
Great stuff!!! Great books on it!!!! bigsmile drinker flowerforyou

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Tue 10/13/09 11:42 AM
Actually its not that messy today.......I would have to do 5 dishes though.....noway laugh Oh and my laundry........oh and make my bed and take all the crap off my dresser.....scared

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Tue 10/13/09 11:40 AM

Something I have noticed, and am unsure as to how it came about, is that I seem to get a lot of views from people in other countries.

Seeing as how the search parameters have to be manually set, and usually people who want to meet others, prefer to find them within a few thousand mile radius....

...how in the blue blazes does someone in say, the US... end up checking out a woman in Australia????? huh

Bit difficult to meet at the local coffee shop, or bowling alley, or tattoo shop, or football game.


Does anyone have any idea how this happens?

It has me completely baffled.

spock
It happens to me all the time. I think they are lurking in the forums......scared hiding behind the bushes!!!surprised scared

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Tue 10/13/09 11:39 AM
I went on a date with Indnprcess and Msmyka.....they were HAWT!!!love pitchfork :wink: laugh drinker :banana:

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Tue 10/13/09 11:36 AM
drinker smokin :banana:

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Tue 10/13/09 11:28 AM
I would invite you all for dinner but that would mean I would have to clean my house....and I dont wanna!!!laugh laugh laugh


Besides....you would eat my candy that Im gonna get today!!!noway grumble laugh

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Tue 10/13/09 11:21 AM
anddddddddddd my famous cornbread muffins!!!drool

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