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Tue 09/15/09 04:57 PM
spanish / italian, that sounds spicey, a good combo. you know what isn't a good combo though, you and opiates. don't mess with the opiates, maybe have a double cheeseburger from BK every now and then to deal with the stress, BUT don't mess with the opiates and don't do opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:55 PM
i'm having a hard enough time trying to find a women in here that is into guys, i can't imagine your task will be any easier, or perhaps it will, you do have hair. anyway, the point i'm trying to get across here is this: don't mess with the opiates, maybe sing a song, vacuum the floors or something, ANYTHING but stay away from the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:52 PM
HEY! i see you're old enough to drink/think and have a boy friend, but seriously always remember that you're never old enough for opiates. stay away from that stuff, no matter what you hear on dr. phil, opiates will mess you up... i'm just sayin.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:49 PM
HEY! HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! i finally got a super nintendo and some batteries for it! to anyone that got opiates for christmas, i suggest returning them and getting something better. stay off the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:45 PM
oh, and stay off the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:45 PM
that guy isn't even real, he's a "computer" program. this site was created to beta test humans for the real matrix.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:42 PM
you're 22 and ready to settle down? dude! go out, have some fun, enjoy yourself mr. 22 year old male, if that's even your real name. anyway, have fun, enjoy life, but stay away from the opiates. 1.) don't trust the infrared safety sensor on garage doors when they are closing and 2.) stay away from opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:39 PM
I'm from Albuquerque and single! and i guess i'm the only one, that makes me expensive.

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Tue 09/15/09 04:38 PM
HEY MAN! Since nobody else responded I will. I'm a dude, but if you're still in that hotel, and have been for the past 6 months I'd be happy to perhaps help you with your possible opiate addiction. seriously though, i hate hotels and won't go anywhere near them.

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Tue 09/15/09 03:39 PM
just stay off the yam-yam folks.

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Tue 09/15/09 03:11 PM
it's all about the god thing, and keeping off the opiates, stay away from the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 03:10 PM
stay off the opiates people, stay off the opiates.

i have two great peices of advice:

1.) purchasing new socks is always a wise personal investment and

2.) stay off the opiates.

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Tue 09/15/09 03:07 PM
just stay off the opiates man.

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Tue 09/15/09 10:04 AM
no, not from these parts. since i've been in abq i've heard about three things: 1.) green chilis 2.) santa fe 3.) green chilis i don't understand the universal excitement related to these green chilis, but then again, i'd eat food in the space paste form if i could find it.

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Mon 09/14/09 07:17 PM
whatever you do, don't start taking mass amount of opiates, stay away from opiates.

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Mon 09/14/09 07:15 PM
correct: haven't, like have not.

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Mon 09/14/09 07:14 PM
i have had a date in pagan ages, whoa.

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Mon 09/14/09 07:13 PM
there aren't any women on this site, the site was set-up by george w bush and his brother in an effort to gather information on corting techniques of the modern male to better design terminators aimed at the strong female leaders of the future resistance. keep it on the down low though.

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Mon 09/14/09 07:10 PM
HELLLLLO! where all da sane women at?

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Mon 09/14/09 07:09 PM
WELCOME TO THE FORUM! WELCOME ME TO THE FORUM! this seems an odd way to communicate knowing about the wonders of chat rooms. forums are like chop sticks, chat rooms are like forks.