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Tue 07/22/08 08:43 PM
If you ever saw the series "Faces Of Death" part one through five they show actual executions through out the world.

What would happen if we showed a real execution in the United States on television?

Would it help cut down on the crime wave in the country.

Just for everyones information: Most states used lethal injection.

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Tue 07/22/08 08:38 PM
Does race of skin color matter? What matters is if he can do the job.


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Tue 07/22/08 08:36 PM
That is so sad. Not to worry the reputure is coming soon and soon the whole earth will be cleaned. Which live in a very face paced world and if you read the book "Future Shock", then you know everything in the book is coming true.

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Tue 07/22/08 08:12 PM
What do all of you think of that reality show?

I like it. You do the crime, you deserve the punnishment.

We need those laws in the United States!!!!

In Singapore, you can get cained from spiting on the ground.

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Tue 07/22/08 08:05 PM
Here is a thought.

What if you found out your wife or lover had a sex change operation, from man to lady or vice versa?

You never know.

Gosh, I had to open a can of worms.


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Tue 07/22/08 08:03 PM
It seemed to get lost. What wonderful user names. What do they mean? Lots of intresting ones.

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Tue 07/22/08 08:00 PM
Now that the baby is born, who breast feeds it? Very strange.

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Tue 07/22/08 07:59 PM
No queen, I don't watch the talk shows.

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Tue 07/22/08 07:54 PM
" The worlds first pregnant man". He was a lady and was made into a man.

Any comments here?

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Tue 07/22/08 02:41 PM
Having a lady next to me cuddling, would help me get to sleep.

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Fri 07/18/08 01:52 PM
When you get of the pot, you hear that nose. SFO airport restrooms .

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Mon 07/07/08 12:50 PM
I don't understand the joke.

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Sun 07/06/08 03:17 PM
Some very good and unsual user names. What does yours mean? Mine means nothing. That is all I could get.

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Sat 07/05/08 10:15 PM
I sure like everyones user name, as some unsual ones. Mine means nothing, it is all I could get.

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Sat 07/05/08 09:22 PM
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?

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Sat 07/05/08 09:21 PM
Thu 12/13/07 11:13 AM
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '



The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, ' He mated 50 times last year. '

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

' ' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR '



The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, ' That ' s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him. '

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

' THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR '



The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband ' s ribs, said, ' That ' s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, ' Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow. '

The husband ' s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery

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Sat 07/05/08 09:20 PM
Dress
-A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. -She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

-"What are you doing?" she asked. -"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. -"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. -"Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

-The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

-Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. -"This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. -"Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" -His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket

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Sat 07/05/08 09:19 PM
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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Wed 06/25/08 10:42 PM
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a Walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with No dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home

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Wed 06/25/08 10:36 PM
How true.

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