Dress
-A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. -She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

-"What are you doing?" she asked. -"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. -"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. -"Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. -"My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

-The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

-Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. -"This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. -"Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" -His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket

Ouch.