Holy hellll. that just made your profile pic with the amazing cleavage that much more attractive.

Do you find yourself greeting your friends with a handshake or a hug more often?

Don't ever compliment a woman on her physical appearance.



There is a lot of dramatic history in the Intimacy and Sex forum.




Oral sex somehow is more intimate than inserting my penis into her vagina. Sure.

your stupid.



admit it.






Except Bill Belichick.

I sign my name over and over on little pieces of scratch paper. And make designs that sometimes I think about making into a t-shirt printing company.

Men are stupid.


there.



That answers about any question driven at figuring out male dating patterns.

Maybe your definitions of a real woman are not similar to your male counterparts.

She could work more than one pole, I will tell ya that.






That probably didn't help did it?

I have dated a stripper.




Dont judge me.

A big huge what?

I have ran 3 marathons in the last year to raise money for childrens cancer research.


Raised just over $10,000!

I am hoping he is, it would be far more humorous.


But I am not buying it as of now. My final analysis leans toward someone having a little fun and making fun of the forum. Has to be

Lilith is right. Not your fault.


Don't overanalyze it. He got scared, realized you were too good for him, maybe he found someone else, maybe he doesn't eat - but it wasn't your fault.

dudes have turned into emotional trainwrecks.



I am attracted to women 40+ years of age.



Women are smarter than men.

The joke is on us. No chance this cat is serious.



Just no chance.

perfect!

Most of the girls that I know that constantly preach how they hate drama - are the ones in the middle of it most of the time.

Awesome bro. Maybe you found your friend!



Maybe you should slow your roll on the revealing of your feelings and everything so serious. Let things play out a little. Hang out, enjoy a nice dinner, make her laugh, let her see what a great fella you are.


Your approach with having thoughts of trying to figure out if she is talking to you out of pity- icky- just stop all that. It's juvenile. Your approach is immature in those regards. Middle schoolers should worry about those things. Middle schoolers should be worried about sending a note and telling a girl "I like you." Stop all that.



Take the lead and show her your great qualities before making her run from your serious talks about feelings and relationships.



You are the man! Hope it works out!

What do you mean by rarely eating?

Tatas? Where?