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Thu 10/08/09 01:33 PM


A woman that is funny, nice breasts, loves oral, and likes to be on the water.



Thats it.



Don't overcomplicate it!
Omg thats me!!!surprised rofl rofl rofl





Hey, don't get ahead of yourself.


You like the water?


And you can send your tIttttay shot to IntriguingVictory@*******.com



Then we will see if it is you.



laugh laugh

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Thu 10/08/09 01:20 PM
A woman that is funny, nice breasts, loves oral, and likes to be on the water.



Thats it.



Don't overcomplicate it!

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Thu 10/08/09 01:18 PM
OMG!



Something is vibrating under there!





laugh

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Thu 10/08/09 01:12 PM


Titty Tuesday, Something Wednesdays,



What are Thursdays?



I need some skiiiiin!!!



pitchfork
Ta Ta thursdays......whereeeeeeeed my titty tassels go!!??surprised pitchfork :banana:






I don't know, but I'm looking!


Nope, not under the kitty litter box.

Nope, not under the PlayGirl Magazines.


Dammmmmit, I can't find them in your house!

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Thu 10/08/09 01:11 PM
Dude. No. Don't ever ask this!


It's dangerous.



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Thu 10/08/09 01:10 PM
Titty Tuesday, Something Wednesdays,



What are Thursdays?



I need some skiiiiin!!!



pitchfork

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Thu 10/08/09 12:59 PM

OMG LIGHTBULB MOMENT!!! I CAN GET MEN TO DO MY YARDWORK FOR FOOD!!!surprised






I'll do it for a blowjob.



Save you some time cooking!




laugh rofl

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Thu 10/08/09 12:50 PM

Why is everybody staring at me!!!surprised shocked scared





Cuz ur puuuuuuuuuuurdy!



drool

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Thu 10/08/09 12:48 PM
waving

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Wed 10/07/09 06:57 PM

I received and listened to MY song! drinker

All I can say is WOW! blushing

The guy has an amazing voice, and played an acoustical guitar while he sang.

I am in utter shock! I dated mostly musicians my whole like and NOT one of them wrote me a song. A total stranger did this for me??!!

I hope to find out about this person very soon. flowerforyou






Did you think my voice was ok?


I was worried.


laugh

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Wed 10/07/09 04:59 PM

Get a penis reduction, I'm damn sick & tired of lugging this thing around!





laugh

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Wed 10/07/09 04:51 PM

Maybe he slipped on a banana peel, or stumbled on a piece of furniture?? I've tripped over my doggie's chew toys before -- and that isn't fun. :laughing:

If he “trips” he is not old enough for an adult relationship. He is a boy emotionally – especially if he is using that vernacular. slaphead







laugh



I love when she does that!





rofl

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Wed 10/07/09 04:44 PM


Texas-



When you forget to pick up the milk, which she so kindly asked you to do through text message on the way home from work, does she have the right to be pissed off if you forget?




laugh


This is a relationship question. But, I'll give my opinion anyway.

Milk is easy to get. There are 24 hour stores everywhere. If I am willing to go back out for milk then she has nothing to be upset about.

If she is really upset about something else she should address that issue instead of playing head games.




Your right.



Have you ever had a woman that has been strictly a friend and you realize that maybe this said friend is perfect dating material. What you are looking for. You have known each other for 8-9 years, met in the last couple years of college. All of a sudden she has become incredibly sexy, almost irrestible. Personality matches. Looks wise phenomenal. Total package in my eyes.

Is it a bad idea or good idea to have a first date involve a weekend vacation getaway?

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Wed 10/07/09 04:38 PM
I feel like I could possibly miss a chance at meeting an incredible woman someday with the perspective of not dating someone with children. I think it's a risk I would take though. There is too much history and too many things that I feel I could not handle in that situation.


I want a fresh slate with a woman. I feel like I would have too many reservations and not allow myself to divulge into a relationship of that kind. Maybe it is the wrong decision to make, but I am willing to stick to my guns on this one.


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Wed 10/07/09 04:27 PM
Texas-



When you forget to pick up the milk, which she so kindly asked you to do through text message on the way home from work, does she have the right to be pissed off if you forget?




laugh

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Wed 10/07/09 04:23 PM
I have never had a speeding ticket, parking ticket, none of that. Nothing. My record is flawless.

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Tue 10/06/09 07:17 PM
I asked because texting became quite the deal today putting together a bachelor party.

220 texts sent/received. Thats too many.



average 20 per day I would guess.


Emails - 15-30 per day.




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Tue 10/06/09 07:14 PM

i just paid my phone bill i get 5000 texts


i used 4901 talk about cuttin it close laugh laugh laugh

as far as emails im more of a pick of the phone type person




Thats a lot. Put the phone down!


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Tue 10/06/09 02:20 PM
On average, how many text messages and emails do you send/receive per day?



Not mingle emails.


Emails. You know, your own personal, work email.









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Tue 10/06/09 02:17 PM
Dear Diary-


I fantasized about Gypsy because she loves doggy.



then I read she is never constipated.


Any my brain is now straddling the fence between turned on and grossed out.



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