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Fri 06/10/16 09:08 PM
Some people are just too considerate to get married.

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Fri 06/10/16 09:06 PM
New friends are like sunshine in the morning, they brighten the rest of your day.

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Fri 06/10/16 09:05 PM
A moment's pleasurable conversation is a lit beacon on a storm-tossed night.

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Fri 06/10/16 09:02 PM
You should endeavor to leave this Life with a clean heart and good deeds to be remembered by.

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Fri 06/10/16 06:49 PM
Goot enuff!

:D

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Fri 06/10/16 06:36 PM
Edited by eldarbeast on Fri 06/10/16 06:38 PM
Seventy minus one equals dinner for two.

Man who eat beans before church sit in own pew.

Woman who flys airplane upside down have crack up.

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Fri 06/10/16 06:33 PM
Edited by eldarbeast on Fri 06/10/16 06:33 PM
A clean mind and a steady heart weathers every storm.


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Fri 06/10/16 01:59 PM




Okay, then to your suggested question, how do women like their wiener ...
First of all ... it's gotta be large enough. If I have to search to see if there's anything there .. not good! So if it sticks out

Mustard?

Not ketchup?

No! Dutch don't have the ketchup fetish you people have :tongue: Before hotdogs could be bought over here, we had similar wieners, also small once, called cocktail wieners. We typically ate them with French mustard.
Mustard sauce is slightly different from mustard, mayo mixed in I think. But I spose most Dutch still prefer that.


Well,

In Portsmouth, England, about 1977, I ate a sausage liberally slathered with a horseradish sauce that was so hot I bought all the 7 oz bottles of Coca Cola the vender had to try and put out the fires of hell!

eldar

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Fri 06/10/16 08:03 AM


Okay, then to your suggested question, how do women like their wiener ...
First of all ... it's gotta be large enough. If I have to search to see if there's anything there .. not good! So if it sticks out a bit, great, I like that!
The right combination of hard and soft is crucial, too soft is off-putting, firm is good. Smooth ... it has to feel right in my mouth!
My hand holding a hard bun, my lips closing around the tip of the wiener. My hand gently squeezing the bun, and my tongue swirling around the tip of the wiener as I lick up the mustard sauce I just squeezed out. Then I sink my teeth in, bite of the tip and enjoy as the delicious flavour of mustard sauce and wiener wakens my taste buds. I swallow, and hungrily take another bite.
That's how I like my wieners.


Mustard?

Not ketchup?

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Fri 06/10/16 03:38 AM
Especially when you paint them pink on the outside and a matching colour on the inside.


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Thu 06/09/16 08:40 PM

I like teardrop trailers. I like tiny/small houses and get a newsletter on the internet often.


Me too!

Some ingenious ideas on that and pther similar websites!

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Thu 06/09/16 08:39 PM


I've decided on a full sized camping trailer - along the size of a Scamp or Burro - eccept smaller.

Harbor Freight sells a 4 x 8 foot trailer for about $300. I will widen the trailer to 6 ft, 6 in and give it an inside height of 7 ft. Looking for a macimum weight, fully equipped, of about 900 ponds.

I am thinking of covering the outside wall with Coroplast - the plastisized cardboard use to promote electors and make small folding boats and emergency shelters.

Thanks for all the help!


Actually it would be fascinating to see, how you will succeed. Perhaps you may like to post the whole DIY diary here, pics and instructions included .. how about that drinker


Yes, I think I can do that.

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Thu 06/09/16 02:05 PM
I've decided on a full sized camping trailer - along the size of a Scamp or Burro - eccept smaller.

Harbor Freight sells a 4 x 8 foot trailer for about $300. I will widen the trailer to 6 ft, 6 in and give it an inside height of 7 ft. Looking for a macimum weight, fully equipped, of about 900 ponds.

I am thinking of covering the outside wall with Coroplast - the plastisized cardboard use to promote electors and make small folding boats and emergency shelters.

Thanks for all the help!

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Thu 06/09/16 01:48 PM

sexting is a lot like those letters written into to dirty magazines


Just how many letters HAVE you written to those dirty magazines...?

Inquiring eldar

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Thu 06/09/16 01:43 PM
Gingers are sooo Earthy...

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Thu 06/09/16 01:42 PM
The only time that Trump can be called a 'racist' is when he is in a hurry to get something done.

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Thu 06/09/16 12:37 PM
Until your heterosexual photos are being used by persons unknown on a gay website - Ewwwww!

That is one of the dangers.



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Thu 06/09/16 11:34 AM
I chalk it up to two things:

First, Life is an Adventure;

Second, in Living Life some things are supposed to hurt.

eldar

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Thu 06/09/16 11:26 AM
Cold beer is better than warm beer.

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Thu 06/09/16 01:34 AM

It is sad that we have come down to the choices we have for President.
This is what happens when gullible voters out number the wise voters.frustrated


No!

This what happens when 'wise voters' don't vote!