I COMMONLY GET CONFUSED WTH A RACIST BCZ IM A GA HICK"CANT HELP IT,I WAS
BORN THAT WAY",WHICH I FIND UTTERLY DUMBASSED,SCINCE ALL OF MY NEXT TO
YOUNGEST AUNT'S KIDS MARRIED OUTSIDE THEIR RACE,AND WE FIND MORE KINFOLK
EVERYDAY SOMEWHERE WHO AINT AMERICAN,MY FIRST COUSIN FOUND OUT A COUPPLE
OF DAYS AGO THAT ONE OF HER GREAT,GREAT,RELATIVES WAS MURDERED BACK IN
THE DAY FOR MARRYING A BLACK WOMAN,SHOT DOWN IN HIS YARD AS HIS BABY
SON,AND HIS WIFE WATCHED.i ALSO HAD SOME VERY CLOSE RELATIVES'MOST OF
WHOM WERE MEXICANAMERICAN'MURDERED A FEW YEARS BACK,I LOVED THEM
DEARLY,AND RACE,NOR NETHING ELSE JUSTIFIES WHAT WAS DONE TO THEM!IT IS
NOT NE ONES DECISION BUT YOUR OWN WHO YOU MARRY,DATE,ECT.AND IF I DATED
OUT OF MY RACE AND SOME ONE HAD A PROBLEM,ID TELL THEM TO SK MY HRY LEFT
@#T,TILL THE RIGHT ONE'S JEALOUS.

CHEERS=KELSEY GRAMMAR!

A PREACHER DISMISSED HIS SERMON,AND LED EVERYONE TO THE DOORS.AFTER
EVERYONELSE HAD WENT OUT SID,HE NOTICED LITTLE JOHNNY STARIN AT THE
LOBBY WALL."PREACHER"JOHNNY SAID,"YES",WHO ARE ALL THE PPL IN THESE
PICS?"THE PREACHER SAID THATS A DEDICATION TO THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN
WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES IN THE SERVICE.JOHNNY SAID"OH YEAH,WAS IT THE
MORNIN SERVICE OR THE EVNIN?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

MEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! KITTEN.

SURE=JELL

HAPPY MAW'S DAY MAWS,ROCK ON.

"SOMETHING SPECIAL LAMOM!"

GEORGIAN HEARTS GO OUT,PRAYERS GO UP FOR YALL.

IN THE PART OF GA IM FROM,WED JUST BUTHER THE COW,START A FIRE,ICE SOME
BEER,AND LET BIGONS BE BIGONS!

i used to sneek off and skinnydip in the creek,but i quit the first time
i saw my grandma catfishing wth hotdogs!

DONT FORGET GREY HAS THAT STACK OF TP INCASE NE ONE GETS TOOOOO
WILD.LOL.NITE TO EVERY ONE.

GOOD NIGHT ALL YOU GORGEOUS GRANDMAS,I GOTTA HIT THE HAY,SO I CAN WAKE
UP IN 20 MINS,LUZ YALL GOOD NIGHT.OH,BE CAREFUL WITH THE RUM.

HEY ARE THERE NE PPL HERE FROM THE RUM THREAD?JUUUUUUST CHECKIN,CANT
BLAME A GUY 4 TRYIN.I WAS GONNA TOAST TO GRANDMAS,BUT OH WELL.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH,I CATCH MY MAWMAW CUTTIN A RUG EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,SHE
USED TO GET D O W N!!

FART=SLEEPIN ON THE COUCH!

AS LONG AS THERE'S STILL A REDNECK IN THE SOUTH THERE WILL BE AN
OLDFASIONED GRANDMA/GRANPATHING.

I LOVE COCONUT RUM AND SPICED RUM,IT'LL SET YA HEAD ON FIRE AND MAKE YA
KIDNEYS
STRAIGHT!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TY LADIES,IF I BLUSH ANY MORE I THINK ILL BUST SOMETHING.

.....CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?.......