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Mon 08/31/09 07:21 PM


Don't argue with a woman you will never win, have you learned nothing, they know all and see all.......


Have you always been scared of women?


Or is this a recent bitterness?


huh


He's probably been scarred scared

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Mon 08/31/09 07:01 PM


oh i wish I was a nice guy










in califonia


Darlin, If nice guys are filet mignon you're beef jerky


Been talking an awful lot about food, you must be hungry. rofl

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Mon 08/31/09 06:56 PM
that's what leashes are for slaphead

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Mon 08/31/09 06:54 PM

oh i wish I was a nice guy










in califonia


See? it pays to be a nice guy! bigsmile

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Mon 08/31/09 06:42 PM
You know, Sex works too! tongue2

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Mon 08/31/09 06:39 PM

I eat nice guys for breakfast. Lots-o-protein


"ooooh ohhh here she comes, she's a man eater!"

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Mon 08/31/09 06:33 PM
That's cute, you like being right huh? Fine you win! :thumbsup:

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Mon 08/31/09 06:31 PM


The illuminati is watching us, beware! smokin

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Mon 08/31/09 06:27 PM
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Mon 08/31/09 06:25 PM

Don't need to be a detective :wink: Intuitive!

laugh Well think you want hun, you have no idea who i am. So i don't have any reason to prove such things.

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Mon 08/31/09 06:22 PM



I am having a hard time believing that you are a 'nice guy'... the whining hasn't increased through the thread nor have you gotten mad when people suggest changes in behavior! Conculsion: Not a 'nice' guy, just pretending to be a 'nice' guy to get into some girl's pants!









rofl




"doh" you figured me out, oh boo hoo, now what do I do? lol



I knew it!


rofl


Had your fun of playing sherlock holmes? lol

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Mon 08/31/09 06:19 PM

I am having a hard time believing that you are a 'nice guy'... the whining hasn't increased through the thread nor have you gotten mad when people suggest changes in behavior! Conculsion: Not a 'nice' guy, just pretending to be a 'nice' guy to get into some girl's pants!









rofl


"doh" you figured me out, oh boo hoo, now what do I do? lol

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Mon 08/31/09 06:08 PM
I love a good massage therapist! blushing

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Mon 08/31/09 06:03 PM




Steve gets all the ladies, bigsmile

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Mon 08/31/09 06:00 PM

lol my man, You are suffering what I would call real life syndrome...If you have ever been or wanted to be nice to a women you might want to think twice....Women have made it abundantly clear they mostly do not seek a gentle giant, more a arrogant napolean...The middle ground is where you walk the best line but it is a fine line and is allmost allways overstepped on one way or another...If you have found a happy women who doesnt have insanely unreallistic expectations and allways want more then you are a few of the lucky ones...I say that because I have a family that is large and mostly women and hearing them speak of these kind of things makes me sick...If you are gonna be nice move to another country they do not cherish that here...Good luck


That's a true story.

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Mon 08/31/09 05:40 PM

Boy if yer brains were lard- they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan. I have your problem solved in one mighty gesture that you can relate to! Pppppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!! A couple of spaghetti and clam sauce farts and that motherfricker would be outta there coughin and gaggin with eyes watering so fast it would make your head swim! The answer is spaghetti and clam sauce farts. Second place would go to green chili and beer bratwurst farts. If you do them right with a few pickled eggs and some cheap beer- they smell like a dead corpse! Totally crap on this guy. Assblast him royally. Dude you're 6 foot four. Drop your pants and fart in his face. Tell the troublemaking dikless wonder that you heard he liked turdles and that you wanted to show him a little turdle head poking out. I bet he moves out the next day.


ROFLMAO! rofl

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Mon 08/31/09 05:32 PM


"I'm gonna post my drawing I posted before.




rofl

laugh

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Mon 08/31/09 05:25 PM






I knew the manmade global warming believers would come in and entertain me! Thanks!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


All global warming believers are manmade aren't they?

Or at least woman-made. Or made as a result of copulation between a man and a woman. Or at the very least through artificial insemination.


I firmly believe all global warming is the fault of women. They really need to step up and take responsiblity. Think about it.

Men started keeping animals in herds, why? To look wealthy and impress a woman. Women are responsible for the cow fart problem.

Hair spray invented so women could hold their hair into position and catch the eyes of men, who in turn gasp releasing excess carbon into the atmosphere.

Men, who pretty much designed an entire industrial complex which pollutes in enormous amounts why? To impress women.

What is the cause of global warming? Women. laugh laugh laugh

Men invented automobiles why? So we'd have something in which we looked cool, and also supply a place for men to make out with - a woman.



Its just like a man to want to rule the world and when it goes to hell in a hand basket he blames the woman. You remind me of my X-husband. He died of an apparent heart attack. bigsmile


Just like a woman to pull the strings on the puppet president and say "I had nothing to do with it."


The balance of power will change. Women will rule. pitchfork :banana: :banana:


I don't mind pitchfork

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Mon 08/31/09 05:23 PM
Usually women look me in the eyes then look towards my lips. Could be lust I guess. pitchfork

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Mon 08/31/09 05:21 PM


Does global warming exist and should be concerned about it?

If so, what do you really think is the cause of it?






Think there's enough space for two on that island? lol