Ha hA...excellent!

letters to cleo-here & now

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?


If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butt in football, but not in any other situation?

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Thats AWESOME!

WEEZER-TROUBLEMAKER