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Sat 12/26/09 01:58 PM
I love itlaugh

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Sat 12/26/09 01:56 PM
How about some toilet paper?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:54 PM
Are you kidding?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:53 PM
Seriously, who farted?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:51 PM

Interesting topic to discuss. How long to wait?

Well, Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall started dating in 1977. Married in 1990 and divorced in 1997. So, I guess 13 years isn't long enough to wait.


noway Or maybe it was too long?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:50 PM
Dems fightin words, ya long haired hippy~

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Sat 12/26/09 01:49 PM
Its crazy...i think about these times a lot. If I had been born in my Grandma's era I would have passed away at age 19 due to heart faliure. Now surgeons can do 2 open heart surgeries before lunch.

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Sat 12/26/09 01:44 PM
Did you flush it?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:42 PM
Awww shucks you guys are awesome! I get kudos for being an unreliable slacker...where else could I get such praise?

:banana:

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Sat 12/26/09 01:39 PM
I think everything will just happen when its meant to happen...no one has made me believe in fate more.

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Sat 12/26/09 01:34 PM

when I met my ex-wife 12 years ago I fell in love immediately. Had to really conquer her. But then there was our first tender kiss. I asked her to marry me after a month. I was convinced she was the love of my life; my princess.

And here I am: recently divorced...



but one month turned into 12 years? Do you wish things had gone differently?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:33 PM
Ive been with my guy over a year now and I cant ever imagine him not in my life.

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Sat 12/26/09 01:32 PM
Taken & Lovin' it!

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Sat 12/26/09 01:28 PM
of course

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Sat 12/26/09 01:26 PM

Oh I am with Twilight on this one!

Go get some drinks. Pick up some strange and soil the sheets. Toilet paper the trees out front. leave crap all over the kitchen. Prank call Tiawan. Liquid nail a chair or barstool to the ceiling.

Then just smile when they come home sying "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!"

that is when you can say....."You remember the time...........?"

Oh God! This is a golden opportunity!!!!


Most excellentrofl

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Sat 12/26/09 01:22 PM



Hello folks,,I am here in Evansville, In.
House sitting for my kids, and wondering if I should go out tonight.
So,,I could go to the river-boat,,and gamble,,I could hit their local pool bar and listen to a rock band and dance and play pool, or I could stay home bored and alone,,,

Which one would YOU do if YOU were ME?noway :wink:


House sitting for the kids? Id say: "HOUSE PARTY!!!"

Get the lil' turds back for when they trashed your house.devil drinker
laugh laugh laugh We just watched "hangover",,
and as we laughed about it we did have some memories to share,,lol,THAT would be a new COOL for Dad to do,laugh laugh



House Party would be cheaper than going to the bar...plus you dont have to worry about drinking & driving :)

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Sat 12/26/09 01:21 PM
What were you talking about?

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Sat 12/26/09 01:19 PM
When is the proper amount of time a couple must be together before tying the knot?


Your opinion plz...

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Sat 12/26/09 01:12 PM

Hello folks,,I am here in Evansville, In.
House sitting for my kids, and wondering if I should go out tonight.
So,,I could go to the river-boat,,and gamble,,I could hit their local pool bar and listen to a rock band and dance and play pool, or I could stay home bored and alone,,,

Which one would YOU do if YOU were ME?noway :wink:


House sitting for the kids? Id say: "HOUSE PARTY!!!"

Get the lil' turds back for when they trashed your house.devil drinker

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Sat 12/26/09 01:04 PM
drinker