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Kanye West - Heartless
(Writes song about gold diggers....Knocks up Kim Kardashian)  
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Tattoos, Scars, & Piercings!
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Whatcha got?!?!?!
Share if ya DARE.... 
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Bro Hymn - Pennywise
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Fall of Giants - Ken Follett
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reese's peanut butter eggs, on a stick. because everything is better on a stick 
So um....what are you doing later? 
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 23
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Still ... Here for the free snacks 
I got chips & salsa 
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Is right handed....huh ha ha.
 
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Celebrity Look-A-Likes
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Bobby's Mom from Booby's World.
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Gimmie More - Brittany Spears
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black or white men?
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gentle men
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Stuff to ponder...
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Answers man, I still need answers! OK here you go.. my best guesses. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Umm you hog tie him? Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Hey rednecks want to accessorize to! Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butt in football, but not in any other situation?
We hate having to buy each other dinner afterwards. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you were stealing a television, wouldn't that make you stop and pause long enough to be apprehended? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? 1. Thumbs 2. Apparently you have not seen them when they pop on a bottle of Tylenol afterwards. 3. Yes, that is why you see the sign "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience" 4. To incite Kentuckians. 5. You would be in limbo How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
He uses his other hand. Or his latest victims. :P Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 1. The ice cubes are not afraid of the dark like the veggies are. 2. They have to have slept with Marilyn Monroe or a look alike. 3. Only if the corpse is driving. Brilliant new insights! Though that would be a hell of a way to go...wiping Kruger's behind!
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The Gender Gap?
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Yes! Men in my house must kill/remove all arachnids from my girly presence!!! LOL...will do :) Excellent!
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I hate myself for loving you - Joan Jett
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Healing...
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Stuff to ponder...
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You probably don't get many 2nd dates huh ? Me? I don't get any 1st ones...
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The pop I just sipped out of wasn't the one I opened tonight....***Barf***
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Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
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Misfits - Dig Up Her Bones
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Sweet!
Dude, what's mine say? |
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Time for my bedtime pills and tell my 20 cats its time for bed...mama is tired!
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