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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
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Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Depends if I sever the arm of the person sitting next to me... |
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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? They hate certain states due to a pre-disposition that those states will still hang and burn witches... |
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Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7?
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Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS? They guy that installed them was blind so they are actually installation instructions... |
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both!!! |
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Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7? In case of a crisis we are required to lock the doors...also I believe it is required by most state laws... |
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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Actually, it is... |
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When the sun tells us it is parting... |
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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Me I only go see boring movies so all the arms of the empty chairs are mines. |
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How fast do hotcakes sell?
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Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS? Because most drivers are blind to the rules (speed, stop signs, lights, no parking area) |
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If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
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What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
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How fast do hotcakes sell? No one really likes hotcakes, it is a failed sales pitch... |
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If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Probably... |
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