Life is like the old saying, when given lemons make lemonade! So you come to a dating site to find a date, instead you find friendly people, so instead you make friends and have a great time!

Morning guys, just came in for some coffee and irish creme! Which one of you was playing with the bunny and raided the carrot patch?

Tell him welcome to the family, we need all of the help we can get.

How about make a smoothie with the bananas and some yogurt?

Half lemonade and half iced tea!

So joshy it is your turn to strip, you can read back a few pages if that is what you need to do to get an idea. But babe the spotlight is on you now!

Yes, joshy it is your turn strip it and strip it reeaaalllll sssllllooowwwww!

Oh that long long island ice tea sounds so good to cool down the hot lips!

Don't tell me, we are out of blue nun wine again?

Just read my post here and you will get a good head of steam!

I can see the appreciation in your face as I reach to undo my bra and you get that first glance of my erect nipples on my bare breast. To tease you more after I drop the bra to the ground, I grab and caress my breast in front of you. I glide my hands down along the my sides of my hip, and stroke my hips then slip my thumbs inside each side of my panties. I do this so can I pull them away from my body as I pull them down to climb out of them.

Okay, I am stopping here, the rest of the story is just too hot for general conversation!

You watch every little move as I unzipped my jeans. You smile as I start to bring my jeans down, because I am swaying my hips and a$$ to the music. You then enjoying seeing me in my bra and panties.

Okay I share only a small part of one of my stories with you shadow! The beginning of the strip scene, now don't bite that lip of your's too hard!


I love the way you watch me, as I move to the beat and slowly strip my clothes off. I like the way you watch as I slowly pull my top up and down with the beat of the music, then finally up and over my head. You seem to get excited as you watch me swing my shirt around in the air as the rest of me is moving with the beat. I throw it to the side and slowly start unbuttoning my jeans.

The Streak
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

Chorus

Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...


This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers


Chorus

He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...


Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team


Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!


Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................

Welcome tiger's angel, don't look shadow been stripping!

No you don't get off that easy shadow, you did not even let us stuff our dollars in! How do you know how much your performance was worth?

Now guys if us ladies back it up some, what are you going to do?

Sure, let make it a blowjob, and we can drink it like we do here from the shot glass in shadow's pants.

Here is how to make a Blow Job. This is probably the most popular party drink for the ladies in the universe.

Mix 1 oz. Kahlua and 1/2 oz. Amaretto (a hazelnut liqueur).

Top with whipped cream. Serve in shot glass.

With no hands, grab the shotglass with your mouth, pick the glass up with no hands, tilt your head back and swallow. Mmmm!

Come on shadow strip for us, and you can teach me the fine art of reading braille! LOL I like the hands on experience!

Now I wouldn't mind if the cultures that eats roaches would move down here, hell they would have more then enough to eat, especially those big flying ****roaches. So you hear that, anyone into eating roaches you are welcome to move to Louisiana.