Topic:
Feeling missing in life
|
|
Here you go. Now you have everything.
|
|
|
|
Exchange them for gas at Giant Eagle Or frequent flyer miles. |
|
|
|
I found her.
I messaged her. And the next day, her account was deactivated. |
|
|
|
Topic:
Who's met on mingle?
|
|
I had one date from Mingle2. Well? How was it? |
|
|
|
Topic:
The Wrong Answer Game
|
|
Because they want to be up watching t.v.
(I'll give you a break, your profile says you don't have any kids) Why do dogs turn around in a circle before lying down? |
|
|
|
if you know any guy like that, give me a call lol Haven't seen any eunuchs on Mingle, lately. |
|
|
|
And I don't think you really care if women can speak proper English while you're having sex with them Who needs conversation at that point, anyway? It's distracting. |
|
|
|
Topic:
The Wrong Answer Game
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Mon 11/14/16 05:06 PM
|
|
No,because it will take more. Like maybe a quart.
Is there ever a bad time for a beer? |
|
|
|
|
|
Sure.. but the real question is .. why would anybody want to?.. Because America kicks ***. imagine when its made 'great' again,,lol My comment had nothing to do with Donald Trump. |
|
|
|
Topic:
The Wrong Answer Game
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Sat 11/12/16 06:42 AM
|
|
Because he couldn't fit into the ear muffs.
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what's the bush worth? |
|
|
|
I liked everything but the "ask me for my photo."
Although, I guess if anyone actually READS it, they might ask for one. Which is the whole point, right? In that case, bravo. |
|
|
|
Topic:
from 1-10
|
|
This could possibly be the best profile ever. A beautiful, young, woman. Doesn't care about a guy's looks. Just wants to be treated nice on the first date, then become your personal masseuse. Doesn't want a commitment, just a friends-with-benefits relationship. From now on, in the Rate My Profile threads, I'm comparing them to this profile, before I hand out any 10s.
|
|
|
|
The Big Lebowski
|
|
|
|
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Fri 11/11/16 05:38 PM
|
|
|
|
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Fri 11/11/16 05:38 AM
|
|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpaVf_fSXoQ
Who says punk rockers can't be sex symbols? lmao Sid Vicious - Something Else |
|
|
|
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Fri 11/11/16 05:08 AM
|
|
|
|
Edited by
LewisW123
on
Fri 11/11/16 04:59 AM
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Hotwife
|
|
I think its a mental condition... let me look it up....... ummmmmm, yesss... i see.... slams book shut. Its called Batshit crazy. :0 |
|
|
|
Topic:
The Wrong Answer Game
|
|
Icelandic folk dancing.
What's the easiest way to catch a fox? |
|
|