needing to iron my clothes, the static electricity coming from my couch,
roommates who do not do laundry at all,

poodles.

i hate poodles.

in fact, besides noodles, i hate almost anything that ends with "oodles"

people who are obsessed over telling stories about how drunk they got.
here's a sample from last weekend:

"dude, I was sooooooo wasted friday"
"seriously, dude, you were pukin' everywhere"
"it was hilarious"
"haha"
"haha"
"i was sooo f---ing drunk, i don't even know what I stuck my **** in"

the game "world of warcraft"

hair on soap!

people who do not have opinions irritate me.

The only reason why it matters is that my tax dollars have to go for
paying for something I don't believe in.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(pulls
hair
out)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, I just needed to vent.

On any day when the blue sky
is so dizzyingly big that its blueness alone
closes your mouth,
unhappiness is but an irreverent joke
uttered by blind quipsters
and I don't even pause to laugh.

Then, by silver strings
whose sparkle stings my eyes,
the clouds haul in that zeppelin of gray
and the sun is forced to cyclically aid
in the arrival of twilight.

Gloominess propagates in my thoughts
but the warm breath of that delicate
blueness (memory now) slices through
with its welcome, neutrino-like pervasiveness.

It reminds me that to be alive
is to grip tightly that brilliant blue.

Nietzsche once said that a married philosopher is something that belongs
in a comedy. Do you agree? Are there people who (not in any kind of bad
or depressing way) are meant to be alone?

mine is "anyone lived in a pretty how town"

any ee cummings fans?

"capitalism is the condition of having too much respect for proper nouns
and the beginnings of sentences"

I don't know if we're supposed to post links, but this is too funny to
pass up.

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

excellent...

i like how the people who hate insulting comeout of the woodwork to
insult the insulters. kind of recursive.

fineporcelain:

ouch, you're taking this way too far

Could that picture be more staged?

You are all a bunch of ball-scratching noodle flaps. You can't even
insult people right.

Let the battle begin...

the devil's biggest con was convincing the world he did not exist.