I'd jump off the cliff myself, so I wouldn't have to choose.

who does the right thing no matter what.

If it's defined as "excessive indulgence in sensual pleasure," then, yeah, debauchery could be bad for you. Just like excessive drinking, eating or excessive anything isn't a good idea.

However, if you you had to pick a way to go, death by debauchery wouldn't be bad.

I can't speak for other people. Race doesn't matter to me. As far as money, I don't care much about that. I'd like the other person to be working but level of income doesn't matter.

HI Chris. Welcome. I hope you enjoy your time here.

Good so far. I also think you need a picture or two. Add something about what type of man you are looking for (unless anything with a pulse will do). I'm not a a big fan of using numbers for words (love 2 meet you) and I was scared silly by the reference to Smurf.

Good luck with your search.

welcome. I get a love me or else vibe from your picture.

Mmmm. That list is kind of intimidating. I don't disagree with what's there but it seems kind of overwhelmingly PC all piled together. I can imagine some guy with a sharpened pencil working his way through all the items and then being dismissed as a "nice guy."

Perhaps it's better to be a real bad boy, then clean up your act just a bit, so you do a few of things of the list. This would get you lot more attention and cachet as a "reformed bad boy," increasing your appeal in the dating pool.

Well, it's a theory.

one pot of coffee down. I'd put on another but my hands are shaking too much.

Love is a boat from a bad 70s sitcom.

Small weiners are the source of all the world's woes. And I mean that in a non-sexual way.

know someone. I shouldn't drink and type

Sex is a personal topic. It's seems kind of rude and premature to thrust it on someone early in the game. Where are the gentlemen? Perhaps I'm just a prude.

Mind you, once you get to no someone, over-the-top flirting is fun

I didn't mean it to be funny... I have never been asked personal info nor do I ask personal info.. I even set up a live email account with one of my user's name way way back. To keep some privacy.. I have had quite good luck with the webcam. I got turned on to it via grandkids...



I was only joking. I am not suggesting that you would ask for anything inappropriate.

Sorry, you have to be 22, dressed in your underwear and so instantly in love with a decrepit guy old enough to be your father that you are willing to strip for him online. I believe them buy my mother warned me against giving personal information online.

That's funny. A couple of different people have asked me to webcam, but they also asked for my credit card no. for "age verification." I know how old I am, so I never comply.

Okay, so both

poontang? or are we talking about a dish at a Chinese restaurant?

Uh, no. Perhaps I should look more before I post.

I was surprised on the couple of dates I've been on to be congratulated on looking like my profile picture. One woman related a couple of horror stories, the best of which was a nice guy she met online with a handsome trim profile picture. In person it proved that not only was the picture out of date he had become morbidly obese, with an obnoxious personality to boot.

Questioned about this, uh, disconnect between image and reality, he became quite defensive and said he had put on a couple of pounds, so what? And, I like this, right after the meeting, as a preemptive strike, he emailed her and said there wasn't enough "chemistry" there for him to see her again.

I'm kind of surprised to hear that guys would have this kind of vanity. I always thought that no matter how fat, bald, flatulent were were, with long shanks of hair growing out our back and ears that could be braided in ponytails, that we would have the innocent self-absorption to be sure that we were still devastatingly attractive to the opposite sex.

So how common is it for people (men and women) to have profile pictures that don't tell the truth? Give me your most amusing/horrifying story. I am going to take the best anecdotes, pretend they are my own and present myself as much more interesting than I really am at parties.

peter