What would be a great idea for a first date? How do you break the ice?

by showing my condom collection, not the used collection though, that's just not cool.

I make his favorite balloon animals out of condoms.

ha omg i didnt even see that til the post saved. lol

I haven't had one in so long I've forgotten...

I thought you already knew what you were doing, Okie?? And it sounded like a great plan to me

you guys!

...not quite the answers I was looking for. I should of known...

yeah...but the weather might not hold up for that. may have to make some quick decisions and come up with a new idea. darn rain

hello is always a good start. Then and only then do you bring out the condoms and talk about how you like to dress up like a pirate.

How'd you know what I was planning?

cuz I'm a smart lil bear

first of all pick her up. dont have her pick u up or meet u at your place of rest. second/ bring a gift flowers, always works or chocolates, third/ take her somewhere your well known women love a man that knows his surroundings and control the out come with out being controling. like for instence ..hey we should try this..forth/ compliment but never to much when u compliment to much they think your being a kiss ***. be honest i found woman likes a man to be blunt with certain things. for instance....why did you wear soo much make up your beutifull naturally...fifth/ and most important never kiss on the first date or have sex make them feel your not that needy. and always be a gentalmen no spitting burping curseing ect.....good luck and be yourself without completely being yourself.

its worked for me ive held steady dates with these tips but to each there own

First, actually show up~Women like punctuality. If you say sorry for being late and she says it's okay...She's lying.

Second, compliment her in any way possible~They like to have male attention once in awhile

Third, never ever order for her. She will want to feel independant

Fourth, engage in some witty topic...NOT the weather. Women always like to hear about family. But not so big on only hearing about you. She will think you are cocky

Fifth, coffee and a walk in the park after dinner is a plus. It would make time for only you and her to get to know each other without other people around.

Sixth, always walk her to her door. She may not seem like she wants you to, but she does.

Seventh, after the awkwardness is over kiss her at the door. NOt a chaste pecks but don't swallow her.


Eigth, If she pulls away it means she wants space if not and she invites you in...Go in!! You will be thankful that you did

and be sure to show her you can do the "a,b,c's with a visual demonstration with your tongue.


Then offer her a 40 oz Schlitz.

No, I do not want you knowing where I live on the first date.

No, do not bring me a gift. You don't know me. Just be ON TIME.

Meet me somewhere on NUETRAL ground, I'm not interested in a paisan. The main requirement is that it be easy to find.

HELL F-ING NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! This is classic pick-up artist crapola, clearly designed to insult a woman with the impression you are complimenting her. If you denigrade me on a date, I will never see you again.


I will kiss on the first date. That should be a mutual decision. As for the being yourself without completely being yourself... huh?

one thing you should know not everyones the same you seem like you would be one of those woman that want to combat the male you date and its funny how woman want a man thats honest but yet you want them to lie to you woman never know wat they want then they wonder why we treat them like crap think about it stop confusing us and besides everytime im blunt with a woman and yess i have used that line b4 there always sayin how they like that i was honest but you want a lyer to each there own lilith

Aww, that's too bad What time were you planning on?

Breakfast or lunch? Indoor golf, bowling, go-carts, roller or ice skating? I think you have a couple of local wineries...wine tasting?

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