You MAY be right pappa..............

OMG Allen......lol

OK....that's it, lol. Am getting naked and playing shuffleboard!

Stomach is growling, lol......not even fully awake and thinking of bacon
and eggs, hot peppers, cheese.....

So far, we got...
1. zero
2. 1
3. zero
4. 2
and just for nusalor, #5, lol.

I thought men would jump all over the friday night pizza.

Sounds yummmy sage. We went out for din-din last night...had monster
beef ribs! If you had to pick one of the 4, which would it be?

I was wrong in the one I thought men picked as their favorite...

lol nusalor

1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a
genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my
ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day,
Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian
Dennehy.

2. Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its
farmland. So we're fine with you picking up the tab. And after about
three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even.

3. Women like porn, too. We just hate it when you hide the porn.

4. Women remember everything . Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend
where you met. She won't tell you it was at a party. She'll say it was a
Thursday, she had just come from dinner, where she ate a veggie burger,
and she was wearing her friend Cathy's pink top, which was big on her
because Cathy is a big girl. You were wearing a blue button-down,
drinking a Jack and Coke with two straws, and talking to Bill, that
mutual friend. She waved and you gave her the "what's up" nod. This
still infuriates her. ("How could you give me the nod?")

5. An eyelash curler, while mean and ferocious looking, is not a weapon.

6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three
to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly
fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two
options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at
Tiffany's, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best.
We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.)

7. We think it's weird when you watch sports and concentrate to help
your team.

8. "Hey, Melissa, who's the boss?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Phoebe,
where'd you park your broomstick?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Alyssa,
you look 250 pounds lighter than Brian Dennehy in that dress."
Surprisingly good pickup line.

9. Women hear better than men. That's before you even factor in
listening skills and attention spans. Come to think of it, I should have
listed this one first because I'm sure I've lost you by now.

10. You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for
inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the
space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper. You're
welcome.

Saw a neat little survey this morning.....

Guys, whats your favorite weekend meal?
1. Friday night pizza
2. Saturday night out to dinner
3. Sunday morning pancakes
4. Big sunday dinner

Ladies, how well do we think we know men, lol. Which do you think they
prefer?

Good morning everyone....

Morning (((two))).......thanks for the coffee. I can't see yet, need
more

lol grey...sht happens! I sent all the sun to you guys before I went
out. We were having dinner outside, at a patio bar, and it got real
dark and windy, sun kept coming and going. Had to chuckle to self,
thinking you guys had all the sun

<<<<<-------is not too happy giving away all the sun yesterday and
coming home to no fire, no beer, no food, and no body last night

Wow...always nice to see young entrepreneurs in today's world. Don't
think this is how Donald Trump started out though Good luck
with that......

No fire,....place is freezing, no beer, no wood, no body, lol.
Am getting naked and playing shuffle board
then.....................

Congrats and welcome to JSH

Hi kitty

Hey you.....welcome

There are quite a few charming guys on here, sweethearts, gentlemen

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OK...am heading out for din-din with friends....you girls can keep it,
hold onto it until it goes out and I'll catch up with you later tonight
when I get home. Someone just better have a big, honking fire going. I
cleaned the place up today, all fresh and clean.....

Awww, thanks hun.....am sending an express package to your door, we
didn't need all that sun to ourselves Is it suppose to
brighten up for your end of the globe sunday?