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Fri 06/05/09 03:21 PM

Thread Title: But...


what about....?



That's not a very good impression of me at all.


I would never write incomplete sentences followed by dot dot dot.


EZ, I'm going to keep my one good eye on you.

flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 03:13 PM
Edited by UglyCat on Fri 06/05/09 03:17 PM



I am ready for the infiltration to begin. I just ate you. smokin



I don't think it's nice to make fun of people.

Do YOU, Billy?



what? that was an impression of "fear and loathing" i was just playing the game lol



I know Billy. I was doing an impression of myself.


I think you're due for a spanking. What do YOU think, Billy ?

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Fri 06/05/09 03:09 PM
Edited by UglyCat on Fri 06/05/09 03:22 PM
First thing every morning, relentlessly tries to mapquest a road map to Atlantis in hopes that any day now mapquest might be updating their databank to include said destination.

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Fri 06/05/09 03:05 PM
I do. I like my kitties shaven, and my steak bloody.


Do you have any idear what your blood type is?

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Fri 06/05/09 02:55 PM
You're feeling lucky, EZ ?


Do you have a collection of unpaid parking tickets ?

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Fri 06/05/09 02:46 PM
is digging a hole in his backyard and won't stop until he either hits oil or China.

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Fri 06/05/09 02:43 PM
Edited by UglyCat on Fri 06/05/09 02:48 PM
No, not messy, just cluttered, but I know where everything is. There's a method to UglyCat's madness.


Do you have more pix with the same pose ?


rofl

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Fri 06/05/09 02:13 PM
is envious of UglyCat's charm, grace and beauty.

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Fri 06/05/09 02:09 PM
Edited by UglyCat on Fri 06/05/09 02:40 PM
No, the weather's all cleared up over here. I must hurry and find a mate quick, as you will need a PAIR of ugly cats on your arc.


Do you have a shaved ... pu$$y ... cat, as perrrrrrrrty as me ?

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Fri 06/05/09 09:03 AM

Yeah, this is a nice guy thread. Instead of complaining about it why not do whatever it takes to attract women? Have you ever tried being a compleat jerk? It's fun! You just don't care what others (women) think of you. No woman is ever good enough for you. She can never please you no matter how hard she tries.

It's a Zen Koen. Women are like cats. If you can become the strang they will chase you.



We are so not like cats !

flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 08:59 AM
I hear what you are saying... But I'm only attracted to nice girls (and boys) no matter what their physical appearance is like.

Then again, all through my twenties, I was pretty shallow and paid a hefty price in heart aches and drama.

I suppose we get wiser as we get older.

I'm gonna be a genius by the time I'm laid out in my coffin.

flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 08:50 AM
Yes. A tuna sandwich is just not the same without Grey Poupon.



Do you know of any chimps that know martial arts?



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Fri 06/05/09 08:47 AM
I'm the new cat in town. And I hear all the cool cats hang out here.

Is this true ?



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Fri 06/05/09 08:35 AM
And it took a gay man to notice.

LOL


Yes, I keep it shaved, thank you. flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 08:09 AM

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Fri 06/05/09 08:01 AM

You're one ugly cat


UglyCat doesn't like turtles. flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 07:41 AM
Thank you ! flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 06:25 AM
Edited by UglyCat on Fri 06/05/09 06:26 AM

One day he will see his father as a sick, flawed man, and maybe find understanding for him.

Then when he is much older, he will see within himself, with his own past, flaws and regrets.

And maybe, maybe, he will find forgiveness for his father.

Anger and resentment are poisons which are intended for another, but can destroy ourselves instead.



Good Luck.



Very true indeed.

Anger and resentment, if kept within, can become poisonous cancer inside us.

Unless...

We release that anger by karate chopping the person towards whom we have built this anger and resentment.

Then we shall find peace and harmony within.

So be understanding and show forgiveness, but only after a swift boot to the head.

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Fri 06/05/09 06:20 AM
Remember Billy, that it was I, Charlie, who discovered you. flowerforyou

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Fri 06/05/09 05:58 AM
I rather engage in an orgy than a lynching any day.

Love conquers hate, each and every time. flowerforyou