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Sun 06/07/09 07:19 AM

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Sun 06/07/09 07:16 AM
And I always assumed religion was the cause of it all. Guess it's neither religion nor fifer.

I'm the one to blame !


:banana:

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Sun 06/07/09 04:06 AM
I wasn't trying to be funny.

You ARE one of a kind.

And I liked the poem at the end.

A+++ with cherries and whipped cream.


Good night, Billy.

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Sun 06/07/09 03:59 AM

i just want somebody to walk up to me

at random

and be like....hey....i bet you are interested in talking

and for them to start talking and for this person and i to not stop for 30 minutes straight

no pauses

no awkward silence

just smooth motion


oh yeah, met a girl like that...then she tried havin sex with me......wtf is that!?



You are a very special boy, Billy. :heart:

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Sun 06/07/09 03:37 AM
Edited by UglyCat on Sun 06/07/09 03:37 AM
I give you an A++ with a cherry on top.

You like that, don't you Billy?

Have you been a good boy, Billy?

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Sun 06/07/09 03:00 AM
The only regret I have is not having done a proper burial for my pet rock.


Do you have any pets?

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Sun 06/07/09 02:48 AM
Yes, my raccoon is annoying, self centered, and a pain in the butt. But those are qualities I admire most in her.

And she loves me. So there !


Speakin' of, I wonder where she's run off to. She better not be having an affair with that PurpleCat #@%&*$#.

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Sun 06/07/09 02:42 AM
OrangeCat, you and Gypsy are gonna be in trouble in the morning because I'm telling Princess !

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Sun 06/07/09 02:39 AM

indifferent jealous

of what laugh



Jealous that my beautiful raccoon Zippy loves ME ! tongue2

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Sun 06/07/09 02:36 AM
Edited by UglyCat on Sun 06/07/09 02:36 AM
Billy is so dreamy, he could make a lesbian go straight. smitten

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Sun 06/07/09 02:32 AM
Edited by UglyCat on Sun 06/07/09 02:33 AM
Yes. Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and assult on a police officer (I bit his arm.)

But as I mentioned above, it was for a worthy cause, so I have no regrets.


Do you have a probation officer too, who is an a$$hole?

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Sun 06/07/09 02:32 AM
Yes. Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and assulting a police officer (I bit his arm.)

But as I mentioned above, it was for a worthy cause, so I have no regrets.


Do you have a probation officer too, who is an a$$hole?

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Sun 06/07/09 02:29 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!

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Sun 06/07/09 02:21 AM
I smell the scent of a jealous cat.

Better watch out. My zippy will come and turn that trash can you're hiding in upside down. tongue2

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Sun 06/07/09 02:18 AM
ZPicante :heart: UglyCat

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Sun 06/07/09 01:44 AM
noway


I best go and protect my zippy.

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Sun 06/07/09 01:40 AM

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Sun 06/07/09 01:30 AM
Not this raccoon, She would never harm another mammal unless provoked. She is a kind hearted garvegetarian and only feasts on veggies she finds in trash cans.

...and she loves me. Although she has a very peculiar way of showing it.


:heart:

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Sun 06/07/09 01:23 AM
Gypsy's tryin' to kill my rocky raccoon.

Make her stop, make her stop ! sad

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Sun 06/07/09 01:22 AM
For those about to rock,

I salute you (((Princess)))