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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... Hey thats me! I'm real romantic and crap. |
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Do you have a type?
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Cleans fish
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The hardest thing to do...
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If you love someone set them free....If they come back to you get a restraining order..
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my whole life is a lie
Edited by
SirFishaLot
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Thu 06/11/09 08:02 PM
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When you call yourself a lier, how do we know your telling us the truth.
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<--picks up yellowroses eyes off the floor and rolls them back to her
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 13
Edited by
SirFishaLot
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Thu 06/11/09 07:48 PM
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Single sounds so lonely. I just like to think of myself as in-between women at the time.
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does spelling count?
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The only time I ever had cyber sex was with a woman that couldn't spell. What a turn off! For the first time in my life I faked a orgasm.
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I thought I was in love once but it was just gas.
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Name that dog?
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When I was married I had a dog named Beouch. Had to change it because everytime I called the dog the wife came running.
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whats your secret?
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I sell sex toys door to door.
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90% of u aint u
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I had a pic of my double wide trailer but had to take it down. Too many gold diggers.
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<---Rides in on his big wheel and skids sideways to a stop to impress the ladies.
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What is vin number on my new truck.
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One time I was just sitting in my boat fishing and one just let loose that made a funny noise. I laughed so hard it made me fart again. The more I laughed the more I farted. The more I farted the more I laughed. I couldn't stop and my only hope was to run out of gas.
Ok any hopes of meeting a woman on here just went out the window with this post. 
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You know why rednecks like it doggy style? So we can both still watch nascar.
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Us rednecks may not spel good but 6 out of every 2 of us are good at math. Guess I told them
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I'm reading this profile thinking....what a looser! that guy will never find a woman!!! ....oops sorry ..this is my profile... nevermind!
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Why do guys never call?
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I tried calling this blonde I met on here but all I got was a dizzy signal.
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I'm from Mississippi..is there something wrong with that?
jus kiddin |
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Topic:
giving this a try
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone. Well I added a pic today but all I had to choose from were pics of me holding deer or fish. lol
I may not be (all that) but I'm not looking for someone perfect either. If she at least likes laugh and fish it would be a start. 
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