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I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body, that doesn't want surgery to become a real woman, because I enjoy peeing standing up way too much.
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poor little bunny
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I like someone
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I know the truth about Roswell, crop circles, the painting of the Mona Lisa, the real story about the Wright Brothers, who was really the Lindburgh baby kidnapper, tomorrow's winning lottery numbers(just the small one), and a really good recipe for pineapple upside-down cake.
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Psst...come here and I'll tell you in your ear.
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Psst...come here and I'll tell you in your ear. Trust me, that ain't what she's gonna do in your ear. |
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I have a thing for midgets.
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Edited by
mt2cool
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Wed 06/03/09 07:25 PM
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i killed papa smurf and took smurfette and made her become the tiniest stripper
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I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body, that doesn't want surgery to become a real woman, because I enjoy peeing standing up way too much. You do know that many women can out-distance us. Just sometimes it's a little messier. |
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If I gotta tell ya, then I gotta kill ya an frankly I'm just too wore out
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I have a thing for midgets. That's no secret. |
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Psst...come here and I'll tell you in your ear. Trust me, that ain't what she's gonna do in your ear. No? |
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And it's a good one too! Wait till you hear this! It's..It's, oh dang I forgot!!!
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When I promised to keep the secret I said I'd put it in a box and throw away the key......Now where did I put that key?
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pffffffft..............like im gonna TELL YA!!!!!!
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I'm a drug addict, but at least a recovering one.
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I perfer my secrets to remain esoterically vague.
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Edited by
jemare
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Wed 06/03/09 08:03 PM
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Psssst..... BL if you won't tell, can you write it down and pass it to me in class? I want that key.
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Apparently I am psycho according to someone
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