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I'll be the first to admit, I find bodily functions such as fartin an burpin to be hilarious. We all do it, contrary to those that claim they don't.
I've had an will continue to have fartin contests with my 10 yr old son.  One of these days I will actually win! I've taught him the joy of sluggin down a root beer an then burpin the ABC's. I've taught him the fine art of lettin a fart go in Wal-Mart an gigglin as u stealthly walk away. I've also taught him the proper way to give a 'dutch oven'. There's nuthin like a good bondin experience with ur kids.
For those uptight, rigid folks who can't see the humor in a well blown toot, here's one for u 
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I'm keeping the "Dutch Oven" idea to use later!
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I'm keeping the "Dutch Oven" idea to use later!
Just remember the element of surprise is crucial to a well played 'dutch oven'
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You're sick depraved women. I like that!
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where is TB when you need him 
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Tormenting one's own child isn't really abuse. Not if they are realy grossed out and learn to fear and respect you for your ability to out gross them
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You're sick depraved women. I like that! If u can't laugh at the simple things in life, what the h*ll is the point???
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I'm keeping the "Dutch Oven" idea to use later!
Just remember the element of surprise is crucial to a well played 'dutch oven'
Got it! 
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that's my favorite emoticon 
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Tormenting one's own child isn't really abuse. Not if they are realy grossed out and learn to fear and respect you for your ability to out gross them Tyler doesn't get grossed out. He finds it hilarious when he can sneak up on me, let one go an make me gag I taught him well! I'm so proud
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You've restored my faith in the unbounding depths and creativity of a truly depraved yet delightfully kinky woman
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Edited by
SirQuixote
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Sat 05/23/09 10:28 AM
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And with this posting, let no one miss your nomme de plume or is it nomme de PC
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I thought it was funny as hell to have taught my kids how to burp the ABCs, until the day my daughter demonstrated for her teacher and several parents during an 'academic night' at school. I tried to play it off like she must have learned from one of her friends, but my daughter wasn't having it, and proudly announced that she's still practising to be as good as Mom! 
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You've restored my faith in the unbounding depths and creativity of a truly depraved yet delightfully kinky woman This is what happens to a southern gentile female when she grows up amongest a bunch of redneck males Lil' Mama did her best to try an make me a lady, it just didn't take
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I thought it was funny as hell to have taught my kids how to burp the ABCs, until the day my daughter demonstrated for her teacher and several parents during an 'academic night' at school. I tried to play it off like she must have learned from one of her friends, but my daughter wasn't having it, and proudly announced that she's still practising to be as good as Mom!
If the other parents didn't see the humor, the heck with 'em
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Yeah, and when he gets older he can move up to elevator SBDs.
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Yeah, and when he gets older he can move up to elevator SBDs. Would u believe he's already done that
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"Train up a child in the way he should go...."
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