I love long hair on a man i find it very sexy..

An hillbilly boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this paw?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "boy, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . .
"Go get your maw

Heavens just a sin away......in my pants

Bruce

Stairway to heaven 'in my pants'

looking for a easy one to prepare.

Morning all.

grilled steak, bake potato, salad.

Other than where u live where would u like to live?

Howdy

I think its a good idea. I cohabitated with someone for 7 yrs made the
mistake of letting him put everything in his name Even though I made
more money than him. I walked away with only my personal belongings. He
even got my 4 runner it was in his name.

Salty Dog= grapefruit juice, vodka, salt.

Thats like asking a man 'do i look fat in this' of course thay are going
to say no. Can u see a man saying yep babe your ass look like its as big
as a house.

WElcome

Anyone watching it on hbo.. She is so funny.

Morning all

love-joke

I agree

lol @ mike

Have to say funfella and he is sweet too.

Men are better at it than women.