thats not realy an issue as i would not ask you to cup my balls


"i kiled my sycihatrist and my speling techer and your next"

seasick steve~ salem blues

cup my balls or i eat your baby

"you better leave me the *** alone, i aint playin, go find you a white crayon and colour a fukin zebra"

florence + the machine~ drumming

the majority of men on dateing sites are young guys looking for sex

try going to things where single men your age will be rather than a forum site full of twats, cellabate people and young guys looking for sex.

just a thought

facebook have the same thing and i dout you could do much about me takeing that pic right there of you and useing it as an advert for a gay dateing website

cheese and child abuse, thanks girlies, youve calmed me down

i do aswell, ive got a wicked brie with pepper corns in it at the moment.

whats your favorite cheese?

i dont blame you. did it help?

ive often thought that life must be alot easyer without diplomacy or thoughts of empathy or any kind of self assesment, etc...

"if you care for your kids, smash their heads young"

i wasnt sticking up for TS, i was pointing out how disturbingly stupid the majority of posters are.

but they will never realise this because they`re........ oh i cant be bothered.
i`ll go back to silently reading their posts to remind myself of what could have been... if i was dropped as a baby, or if my parents were siblings, or if i got abducted by aliens and they removed the part of my brain that made it possible for humans to build space ships and bridges and sky scrapers, and replaced it with cheese or jam or fur from a dead cat

if you belive so strongly that the op`s opinion is wrong then that must mean its possible for a persons opinion to be wrong, therefore you should understand that there is a possibility that your own opinion is wrong about the OP.

opinions arent wrong or right, theyre opinions.

my opinion is that the type of women that TS dated, all turned up on page one. those women put a big flag above their heads and shouted "he`s talking about us". he was talking about you, thanks for identifying your selves.

half of me wishes there were more people who thought like Lex F. but then those people wouldnt be so fekin uniquely awsome. (and i can "tolorate" you analness about spelling cos i love you Lex. and you CANT have love without tollerance )

there are alot of people posting here who posess very little intelligence, i dont blame them as they are American(or if its ireland day, irish) but i think they should date the jerks that they speak of frequently, because they are so obviously jerks themselves.

as far as i see it, middle age is the middle of your life, if you live to be 80 then your doing well. so 40 is smack on the middle. but middle age must be more than 1 year.
child... teen...???...middle age...???...dead. i dont know what links these age groups but if there isnt anything to link them then at 25, i either dont have a catergory... or im middle aged.
but i would suggest that if someone feels that being called middle aged is awfull and depressing, then you are middle aged

if you cant read someones opinion, and see it from more than your own point of view, then dont bother posting. because the only people interested in reading posts from you are other close minded self apointed judges, un intelligent... jerks, and you hate jerks, remember? shall i post the links to prove it?

if ive spelt something incorectly ladies, and you`re thinking of pointing it out to make a point about intelligence. then i will just say this, i can educate a stupid person to do many things but i can`t educate them to be intelligent. but if you were thinking of makeing that point, then you probably wont understand the meaning of what i just said any way.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES

na, she just helped me empty the ammo

she doesnt mind the weapon as long as it isnt loaded.... cos i used to fire it at her

im so glad you sensored yourself and said fricken

im a nice boy remember? anyone who drops the F word in here will get shot in the face with my cream loaded saussage gun

you have all been warned

i did this mok up of the pic with a little help from a good friend of mine. just so everyone can get a good mental image of what i saw.

except, as i said, hers are green..... and she isnt a teddy bear


http://www.giftsaloud.co.uk/~galoud/images/btbfo0174a-BooBoo-400%5B1%5D.jpg

oh ca`mon, dont be all coy now. everyone i emailed that pic to said your nipples were awsome.

one girl said they looked like two ripe peas! i guess thats cos theyre green but i still cant find an adaquate description. maybe they should have a thread all of their own

well you said you had hiccups, so

and i thought it might have more of the desired affect than

this little munchkin

fist full of dollers!!!

spaghetty westerns rock

p90x girls can crack coconuts between their thighs AND buttocks.... FACT


im haveing conflicting thoughts on this rangeing from to but either way it cant be bad