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      hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman
 
  and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows  | 
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      Hell just think about rainbows and masterbate...... 
    
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      Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time?
 
  LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together   
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      i smell a killer potato  
    
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      OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon...
     
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     Can we please talk about rainbows and masturbation at the same time? LMAO @ both of us deciding rainbows and masturbation go together   
How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo   
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     hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day. i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people. but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on. i just want to have nice times with nice girls please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes. so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you. some acceptable topics are poetry religion swimming tennis masterbation cooking animals rainbows     That's soooo hawt!!!
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     OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon... here ya go  
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       ... Oh, fine ...   
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     OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon... here ya go  
TY TY   
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      god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls
 
  im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks   
you lot are gross   
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      god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls
 
  im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks   
you lot are gross   
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      Go on, say it again then ...
     
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      I'm a nice girl. 
    
I just have naughty thoughts.   
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Oh, you were serious   
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     OMG I really need to find that popcorn-munching emoticon...  
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i have that very same mac I'm a nice girl.angel I just have naughty thoughts.pitchfork ahhhhBULLSHITEahem a`ha a`ah. excuse me How about religion and masterbation? That seems like the perfect combo huh wow, thanks for that picture you just sent, i didnt know nipples came in that colour aswell i smell a killer potato noway i smell a dirty poet  | 
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 That's soooo hawt!!!
    
    
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