whats the point in wishing
its like standing on the beach
with no bait
fishing

whats the point of dreaming
when you always end up
back where you started
in your bed
screaming

whats the point in hope
like a one way wish
alusive like
the metaphorical fish
will it happen?
nope

whats the point in life
with no purpose
no wishes
no dreams
no hope
no luck
and no wife


so why do we keep going
and keep our heads high
when the truth
we are knowing
are lies

must be missplaced trust
it will happen
it must

listen to my voice,

you wake to my growl,

you have no choice,
as i stand there, wearing a scoul,
with my gun at your head,
as you lay frozen in bed.

this is for the things you`ve said,
the laws you break,
and the choises you make,
for your veiw is unjust,
it is money you lust,

I AM THE REAPER.

my country must be freed,
polititions must acknoledge their greed,
i choose you to send the note,
the one i just wrote,
across your wifes throat.

I AM THE REAPER

no more sitting in your suit,
no more counting your lute,
moneys not my keeper,
i do not live for my self,
in search of money and wealth.

I AM THE REAPER.

im here for your sins,
im here for the poor,
its for the ones you ignore,
that i broke down your door.

i will take your life,
and that of your wife,
yours is a gun,
hers, a knife,
as your eyes cry,
acknoledging your greed,
i will make sure,
that you never breed,
it is too late for you now,
as i put a hole through your brow

with a smile on my face
i walk out of number 10 place
i am the reaper
money`s not my keeper

boobies are great
boobies are fun
i like to lick boobies
with my tounge

in the middle a nipple
like an island of pleasure
around the odd ripple
we finger surf for leisure




some men will lie
and say its the bum
but we all know
its boobs that are fun

big bouncy mellons
like two naughty fellons
surgerys not needed
to achive perfect cleavage



we love them the same
great big bazookers
or small pert and tame
we just love hooters
its the way we were made

so make a mans day
and jiggle them
his wa`hey

im the roveing reporter
i roam from town to town
and if you think your stories hot
im sure to play it down
but if your tortoise lost a leg
and now rolls around on a wheel instead
then i`ll make you a hero
a saint of your village
a god of stuff that people love
and then i`ll take you to a cliff
and drop you off the edge
because you cant be here too long
even tho you protest its wrong
cos now its time for a chiken
who can play a banjo
he plucks and clucks like status quo
so your time is up
let the chiken have a go
i know this one is bad
but this is my thread and notepad
so please dont reply
i dont want to read your lie
you all smell like poo
doopy doopy doo

its called doodleing

and its built into us. reaserch done by some brainy types shows it helps us concerntrate.


personaly, i doodle the standered cok and balls, always with hair, ocasionaly with a spirting money shot. depends how "creative" i feel


is it me, or is it all about willys tonight?

im going to the gay clinic tomorrow, just to get checked out

i ate a burger from a roadside van today... think i might have caught gayness

i dont know about all men. but i downloaded sex starved college girls gone wild 4, and almost ripped my penis off

thanks. its people like you who teach me to spell, 2 T`s, all one word

go and get checked for poison ivy of the penis



"no, you wont understand, your not ment to"

i agree with rkisit
and method man

"nothing make a man feel better than a woman"

except

punching a woman in the face

honestly, its great. just lean right into it and crack the biatch on the chin......... and kick her when shes down, very satisfying

no!!

i was deadly serious. As soon as i finished reading the OP, my penis fell off

I am FURIOUS

Who is going re atach it this time

and yes, i will do you a video before i get it reatached, mowtown

no, there is no lesbian room

would you like a lesbian room

do you think we should segregate people into boxes like that

why dont you want to mingle with the rest of us

are we not good enough for you

am i a bad person just because im not a lesbian

maybe the religous room could clear a corner for you

would you like that

what happened to make you hate us so much

i hope you feel bad for the way you have made me feel with your rash selfish question

i dont like this one allready

i saw a nature program once about these eel like fish that swim up your japs eye

but i cant remember where they are from, so im not takeing any chances

even if i did get banned from the swimming pool in my town

i hope you punched her on the tit

did i forget to mention.... yep

the flight is free, ive got this one... no realy, its on me.
i`ll have them re instate concord for her

your friend is in luck

we here in the UK will not only give her 1000s of pounds benifit, but we will also give her and her 3 kids free health care, a house more equiped than she needs and anything else she or her 3 kids want. do they like xbox or ps3.

then, when she decides to get divorced, the justice system will give her ownership of the house, the car and name a street after her.

she will also be able to file for a holiday to be named after her son.


she will never have to work either, because we english love to give half our wages to people in greater need than ourselves.

you realy wont find a more acomodateing country in the world

http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/66525428aab28d7187bfce845fa87a93

i just wear a condom

cos you just never know