There must be something wrong with my eyes becuase I can't take them off of you.

Please help me! My mom says if I don't get a date tonight she is going to put me up for adoption.

I could be wrong but I think it is a key.

I am kinda amazed no one has got this one yet, but then again I might be wrong too. The suspense is killing me.

I really think I know the answer to this but I don't want to ruin it so soon. So I will wait.

Is it darkness?

Is it a jellyfish?

A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats at a posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came and noticed this he whispered "Sorry sir but your only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient and said "Sir if you don't get up I am going to haft get the manager." The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle and in a moment returned with the manager. Together they both tried to move the cowboy but with no success. Finally they summoned the sheriff. After briefly surveying the situation the sheriff said "OK BUDDY WHAT"S YOUR NAME?" The cowboy only groaned and said "SAM" "Well where did ya come from Sam?" asked the sheriff. With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony!"

Yes, I do like chicks just not magic ones.

Magic things scare me.

I guess I should add one to this now "If the tree magicly disappears it's a blue bear."

See one.?! I'll take my chances with the NON-MAGICAL wildlife. But thanks for the info.

WHAT!!??? Now ya tell me. Not only can a blue bear eat me but it can turn me into a frog or something too!!! Alaska really should warn people about these blue bears. They should have a sign at the airport that says something like "BEWARE OF THE BLUE BEARS they can kill you , eat you, and the turn you into little magical piles of blue bear poop!!"

I have been to Alaska twice. This could have been important info that some should have shared with me. I was only lookig out for black and brown bears. I could of got hurt.

What's a blue bear? and should I be on the look out for them?

A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER "GOT ANY QUACKERS?"
THE BARTENDER SAYS "NO" AND THE DUCK LEAVES. THE NEXT DAY THE DUCK WALKS IN AND AGAIN ASKS "GOT ANY QUACKERS?" "NO" SAYS THE BARTENDER AND THE LEAVES. THE THIRD DAY THE DUCK WALKS IN AND ONCE AGAIN ASKS "GOT ANY QUACKERS?" THE BARTENDER NOW QUITE ANNOYED WITH THIS SAYS "NO AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOU BEAK TO THE BAR!!" SO THE DUCK LEAVES AND THEN COMES BACK AGAIN THE NEXT DAY. THE DUCK ASKS "GOT ANY NAILS?" "NO" SAYS THE BARTENDER. "GOOD!" SAYS THE DUCK "NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUACKERS!?"

This is a surefire method of ID'ing bears.

If the bear climbs up the tree after you it's a black bear.

If the bear shakes you out of the tree it's a grizzly bear.

If there isn't any tree to climb it's a polar bear.

No not really. At least not more than about 4 or 5 words.

An irishmen, a german, and a frenchmen walk into a bar. Each orders a shot of whiskey. When they get their drinks they notice that each has a fly in it. So the frenchmen picks his up, looks at it and says MONJOUR!!! I can not drink this and sets his down. The german picks his up, flicks the fly out and drinks his down. The irishmen picks his up, grabs the fly turns him upside down and yells SPIT IT OUT!!...SPIT IT OUT!!!

That's a good album but then again they're all good. You should check out a few more of them. They have two websites that are pretty cool. One in myspace and one of their own. Also they have a fan club called THE BLESSED RESISTENCE. All three sites are pretty easy to google.

Yeah the captain got it. Poli comes from the latin word meaning many and tics are blood sucking parasites.