A cowboy lay sprawled across three seats at a posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came and noticed this he whispered "Sorry sir but your only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient and said "Sir if you don't get up I am going to haft get the manager." The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle and in a moment returned with the manager. Together they both tried to move the cowboy but with no success. Finally they summoned the sheriff. After briefly surveying the situation the sheriff said "OK BUDDY WHAT"S YOUR NAME?" The cowboy only groaned and said "SAM" "Well where did ya come from Sam?" asked the sheriff. With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony!"

OUCH