1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My parents deny it.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I do not recall.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? When I try.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm a vegetarian.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I sure hope not.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not. iFlake.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No, I'd rather skydive.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cheerios.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends on the shoes.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? In some ways.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Butter brickle. I forget who makes it.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? The monkey on their head.

15. RED OR PINK? Red. If you know me, you'll know why this is a funny question.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm not tellin'.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Probably my mother and unofficially adopted sis, who I haven't seen in years.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Heh?

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Should I put those on now?

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A sandwich.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Gothminister - Devil

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The pasty white one.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Cedar, vanilla, diesel, 10w-30, WD40, wintergreen, chocolate mint (the species, not the foodstuff).

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Mom.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No complaints.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Caber toss, stone put, hammer throw, women's rowing, rally racing, freestyle motocross, enduro, off-road truck racing...

27. HAIR COLOR? Brownish, reddish, black.

28. EYE COLOR? Blue-grey.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I wear granny glasses.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Baked potato with everything.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? No and no. The things that pass for scary movies these days are pitiful. Happy endings are the predictable bane of Hollywood.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? V for Vendetta. ...shuddup...

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Yup.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? I'm not really a sweet freak.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Someone that's been stabbed.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Someone with standards.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Something that I'm writing.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Compaq, ironically. I had a leather one but it didn't get a good grip on my mouse ball.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? No tv in this house.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? If you don't know, I'm not telling.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? My cousin said that the Stones were his favorite band because "they proved that ugly people with no talent can become millionaires and date models." I agree with him, but I'd rather Zep.

4. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Home is where the heart is, mine's over asphalt.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Several.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? South Carolina.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING? Someone funny.

Åland Island, Finland.

Hmm. Obama, electric cars, it seems like an obvious choice to me.

Fisker is the ex design director for Aston, who dropped out to coach-build Astons into something that... works.

Hopefully he can do something for the masses later. Tesla and Fisker are both sporting cars for the wealthy.





They don't even use the puerile word sportscar anymore, they're "sporting cars."

True. The people as a whole would rather live in peace. In fact, I've attended an originally Christian church where both Muslims and Jews were welcome to worship.

Unfortunately, every peaceful realm of thought seems to have a ring of fanatics and it's those separatist fanatics that are noticed first.

Re: the original post, let them pray in peace. It's about time people in this melting pot got used to diversity.

Mad

I like this idea.
I like The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.
I like to make coffee that keeps ordinary people up for days on end.
I like people who think for themselves, whether I agree with them or not.
I like to wear work boots, even when I'm not working.
I like Aussies and Canucks but can't pin down a common reason.
I like riding horses in the back forty (it's been a long time).
I like combining fireworks with black powder and scaring neighbors.
I like dressing up in winter.
I like big spiders (not a metaphor).
I like driving over 100mph.
I like thunderstorms.
I like midgets.
I like midgets all dressed up for winter, driving over 100mph in a thunderstorm because a big spider crawled up in the passenger seat. I'd like to know how often that happens.
I like being unpredictable.
I like old-style soda in glass bottles.
I like monowheels.
I like the sound of freight trains in the night.
I like hellbent haulin' hayrides.
I like making up ridiculous songs.
I like semolina radiatore with roasted garlic sauce, a splash of olive oil and... well, good food and good friends.

Monty: [using a Forrest Gump voice] Momma said they's my magic shoes. Mama said they would take me anywhere. 'Course Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard.

Oh gods-may-be. I need coffee before reading anymore of that.

Yup. I know of Rigor, but didn't finish watching Monty fully.

Fun historical fact: that happened to Abe Lincoln's mom when she was pregnant with Abe. She was epileptic.

Undead will and testament:

If you think me to be braindead, wait a day or two, it should pass.

If braindeath is confirmed (by at least three impartial sources), don't just pull my feeding tube, terminate with explosives. If I start giggling when I see explosives, wait a day or two, it should pass.

In the unlikely event that I die with my body left intact (...uh...), do not use makeup on the body. Keep the casket closed and bury my nasty carcass like a man.

Or, if it's still in decent shape, give it to cannibals to fight world hunger.

So that nobody has to scoop up grandpa when one of the pallbearers trips.

I believe you're looking for "Sigh".

Message origin:

I searched:
Midget stripper
Midget spank
Dwarf stripper
Dwarf spank
Midget stripper spank...


But didn't find anything relevant that I could post. So, happy birthday, now that it's true in YOUR time zone.

...And waking up in the strangest places.

Amen.

Oh, hence the butt-slap from LHB. I thought that was on general principles.

Happy spank day, Gyps.

http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/moon_phases.phtml