Looks like a Player, to me!

I've drafted hundreds.

Well if it's mandatory, who am I to not let you?

But they're even better to admire close-up and personal. Trust me, I'm a lawyer. Would I lie?

I nknew a schnauzer and a beagle that liked doing it "people style".

Read? I was hoping they'd install "scratch & sniff".

I like ice cream




Nipples of Venus are tasty, too. Google it my prudish friends

When all the names in your little black book have MD after them


When your knee goes out more then you do.

A starfish and scorpion snack in Beijing. It so reminds me of Hell Weekend

That's how the Chinese blocked SPAM

fLY TO Malaga, the closest affordable airport. Or fly from Barcelona or Madrid to Malaga. Port a banu is not to be missed and there are dozens of high end restaurants there along with the Oil rich.

Must see:

Day trip to Sevilla and day or two to Granada. (Al Hambra)

Duck et vous @ La Tour d'Argent

Puppy Love!

Go here: http://www.sdsos.gov/busineservices/corporations.shtm

A corporation youin your state is $125 (now) ($150) after July 1.

Fees and forms are there and instructions for where and how to file. Become a corporation and protect your personal assets.

Then down load an SS4 from IRS and get a Federal Employer ID# for the business. (Don't use your social security #)

Next, go to the city and or county you live in and get a business license (fee).

Next, call the state department of revenue and see about a sales tax or reseller's permit if you are selling things subject to sales tax and buying inventory.

Finally, open a bank account for the business using the Fed ID # and if youn need to accept credit cards, ask your bank about merchant services.

\Good Luck, kid.

My bill is in the mail.

Dating a classy lady is ok, but boinking the crap out of a slut is the bomb!

Who's defining class, any way? We all have class. One man's 1st class is another's steerage.

When a woman speaks of dressing with class, she is referring to the fashion police and what she considers, stylish.

As to taking one home to mom, who cares, It's the Dad test that matters. Will dad show some wood? That's class!

If it does for you, report it and we'll know.

Mickey Mouse ears, rubber spatula and naugahide

Groucho Marx said it best when asked if he belonged to any clubs. He said, any club that would have me as a member, I wouldn't join! Well we crave B**chs for the same reason. To boink them for spite and degrade them by having to deal with the likes of us. She may still be a b**ch, but sh's one who got it from me!

I agree whole heartedly. When can you be here? Let the loving begin and never end!