Sorry i been Afk the last few weeks,,real life issues, how is everyone
doing?

ok i have 3 computers that i want to tie in, i am using a cable company
for my ip, and i use one computer for gaming so i want to leave that one
wired in, but the other 2 i can use wireless, wich brand and how much
would it run me? talked to one store and they told me 300.00 i cant
afford that

good morning

you ever feel like your alone in a crowd? and that evertime you try to
break the ice someone overtalks you,,welcome to my life

I believe that as long as your religous beliefs do not harm other
people, what you practise in your home or place of religion is entirely
up to you

one day they will come up with a cure for the Hangover,,i got so drunk
friday celebrating my birtday that it took me till today to feel like
going outside to even look at lights or anything,,,pass the aspirns and
mountaindew i need caffine

what about take strength from your work?

2 seriouse relationship, and both of them went bad, i believe becuase of
my choices on one and the othere not sure

first of all, if he believes kids are in seriouse danger he can call
police out and take the kids in protective custody and then you have to
go to court to prove you are capable of taking care of them, secound if
you feel like you are getting a bum deal from the guy, if you have his
name call his department and speak with the supervisor, alot of times
when you express yourself in this matter and then they have to
investigate them, if the house is a mess just from moving furniture
around then you have no worry's, but if the house is in a condition that
the kids could be in danger and then the cps has a case against you,
contact local legal aide and they can fill you in on your state laws
regarding this matter better than anyone else

i have no ideal,,
"in Europe,it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a
bed."
"That's why I'm proud to be an American... "

here a movie quote, see if you can name the movie and then have one of
your own.

never trust a beautiful woman; especially one who's interested in you.

Well I am having a birthday bash friday night in Oklahoma city at edsels
on meridan, if in the neighbor hood drop in,,we get there after work
about 5:30, (coworkers found out about my bday monday)

I dont think i would sleep in the same house for a couple of years after
that

you answered your own statement,,Free will, he gave us the choice to
make wether right or wrong its our choice and we cannot blame anyone
else for the choices we do make

I am realy wanting my brother to get well and come home but I think the
hospital is releasing him too early, he cannot walk to the bathroom
unaided, he doesnt hold a conversation too well, and complaining about
headaches where the blood clot was, I tried to call up to the nurse
station several times and all i get is hanged up, Out of my mind here

truthful congressmen

Well i finaly got some good news, they took him off the medication that
was keeping him under, and they took him off the ventilator and the
cranal tube, he woke up Saturday, knew who me and mom was but couldnt
tell us where he live, where he was at or how far away home was, he also
seem easly distracted, so i have no ideal whats to go from here,,Also i
am sorry i havent been on that much other wise, hopefuly when he gets
out i can get back to a regular life schedule

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons
of *****es who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses
in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b#@%h in the
kitchen."

Actual conversations between pilots and ground control


Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up
here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a
727?"

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff line: "I'm
f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself
immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a
Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the
little Fokker in sight."

A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While
attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your
last known position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll
out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end
of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe
exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the
airport."

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard
the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany . Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
"Because you lost the bloody war!"

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency
124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way,
after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of
the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact
Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern
702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes,
we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short
of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out,
turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted
comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,

"What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a
real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours
and I'll have enough parts for another one."

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking
location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it
was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,
call sign: Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! Clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not
been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I
didn't land."

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight
departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose
with a United 727.
An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,
screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to
turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right
there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C
and D, but get it right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever
to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you
to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour,
and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how
I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly
silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance
engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind.
Tension in every ****pit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.
Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone,
asking:
"Wasn't I married to you once?"

I have one that says Genius by birth, slacker by choice,

and another that says leave me alone i am busy