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Tue 07/31/07 07:35 PM
Topic: Thats A No No Splinters
Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed'' Doimg what wooden
Puppets do. When she suddenly sighs,He ask her why? She repilies, Your the best lover i have ever had,But evertime we
MAKE LOVE YOU GIVE ME SPLINTERS !!!!!!!!!
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Tue 07/31/07 07:23 PM
Topic: ''''' Vibrator Can't'''''''''

[Q] What did God make mem ???


[A] Because a vibrator'' can't mow the lawn...
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Tue 07/31/07 06:53 PM
Topic: hey all

Hi COCO56,
I'LL HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE WITH YOU,GLAD UR FEELING BETTER.
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Tue 07/31/07 04:45 PM
Topic: ''''''Policeman And Johnny''''''''
A five year old little Johnny was lost from his daddy,
so he went up to a Policeman' And said can you help me find my
daddy?? Ok whats he look like ?? Well little Johnny ''''''''''
SAYS HE BEER AND WOMAN!!!!
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Tue 07/31/07 04:36 PM
Topic: '''''''''Safe Sex'''''''''''''

[Q] What is a man's idea of safe sex ??


[A] A padded headboard..........laugh laugh laugh
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Mon 07/30/07 10:23 PM
Topic: You Are The Best
There are good men in every land,But you are the best of them all,The tree of life has many branches,I've found my root in you
To me you are the Mother earth from which i'll always draw,We really did not chose ourselve,The LORD GOD did,I hope in him
I've found in you the man. BY: K.T
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Mon 07/30/07 09:29 PM
Topic: ALL THE JERKS GET THE GIRLS????
Not all of us woman are like that you know,
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Mon 07/30/07 09:24 PM
Topic: looking to meet new friends


Hello there and welcome to jsh :smile: you'll have fun
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Mon 07/30/07 09:20 PM
Topic: PLEASE STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look i have no health problems,yes i have polio,and i wear
breaces on both my legs, so big deal, i love this site!! i have
made tons of friends here, i can't take anymore of this,you just he mail me, dont anymore,
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Mon 07/30/07 09:09 PM
Topic: ~~For The Ladies~~
HEY JESSICA , THANKS
OH HE LEFT YOU A MESSAGE
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Mon 07/30/07 08:34 PM
Topic: '''''''About Men'''''''''


Now why would i pick on you all,
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Mon 07/30/07 08:33 PM
Topic: Hi, I am new
welcome to jsh,hope you have fun
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Mon 07/30/07 07:05 PM
Topic: ~~For The Ladies~~


[Q] Why do [MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX ]?????


[A] They are [ PLUGGED ] into a [ GENIUS ]
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Mon 07/30/07 06:59 PM
Topic: '''''''About Men'''''''''

[Q] Why is a mam's pee yellow and his sprem white?????????


[A] So he can tell if he's coming or [ c-m-ing ] or going.
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Sun 07/29/07 01:18 AM
Topic: ''''''' Don't Cry ''''''
I know your thought i feel your pain,But to kill yourself
theres nothing to gain, Let him go, don't cry over him for it's
his loss,You are sweet and have a big heart,
And you can have a new start,''


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Sun 07/29/07 12:57 AM
Topic: ~Something Hard~
This old couple is ready for bed,so the old man gets in bed and the old woman lies on the floor,the old man says why are you on
the floor?The old woman says because i want something hard for
a change.'''
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Sat 07/28/07 10:45 PM
Topic: ''''Say What To'''''

[Q] What did the ground say to the earhquake?


[A] You crack me up!!
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Sat 07/28/07 09:13 PM
Topic: '''''Boogey In It'''''''

[Q] How do you make tissue dance???


[A] Put a little boogey in it!!!!!
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Sat 07/28/07 09:06 PM
Topic: ~Wait For Love~

It's just a poem,
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Sat 07/28/07 02:38 PM
Topic: '''' Do You Know ''''

[Q] How do you know carrots are good for your eyes???


[A] Because you ever see a Rabbits wearing glasses!!!
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