Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said:


"You've Got Male!"

Hey yall, I just got a Rifle and a Pistol for my Girlfriend!!!

It was a Damn Good Trade!!!

Little Johnny went to his dad and asked, " Daddy, What is a Penis??"

His dad looked at his son, stood up, Unbuckled his pants, Dropped them to the floor, Pointed to his penis and said "Son, this is a Penis. This is the Perfect Penis."

Next days at school, all of Johnny's friend was asking "Johnny, Did you find out what a penis is???" Johnny replied "Yes I did!"
His friends asked "What is a Penis??" So, Johnny Unbuckled his pants, Dropped them to the floor, Pointed to his penis and said "This is a Penis. If it was 3 inches shorter, it would be the Perfect Penis."

There were 3 Couples sitting at a table eating Breakfast. Newly Wed, 10 year married, and a 15 year married.

The Newly wed husband looked at his wife and said "Pass the sugar, Sugar" Well She giggled and passed him the sugar.

5 year husband picked up the cue for the Newly wed, looked at his wife and said "Pass the honey, Honey" Well she giggled and passed the honey to him.

15 year husband hearing this looked at his wife and said "Pass the syrup Bit*h"

MJ?? Glad he is gone....

But now the jokes..

Here about the new Whopper Burger King is putting out for him??
It is a 50 year old meat between a pair of 8 year old buns!!!

There were 3 women sitting at a table. 5 year married, 10 year married, and a 15 year married. They were talking about how to spice up their sex life with their husbands. They decided to by sexy lingerie and wear them when their husband came home.

After a week went by, The 3 met back up. The 5 Year woman said "I bought a sexy pink teddy and matching string panty, my husband was so turned on, that he took me to the bedroom and made love to me all night long."

The 10 year woman said "Well I bought a black corset, garner belt with stockings and a pair of silk panty. My husband walked in and saw that, well we made love like it was our Honeymoon all over again.

The 15 year woman said "I bought a tight sexy black leather outfit with leather panty, long leather high heel boots and a little leather mask, My husband walked in, went to the ice box, grabbed a beer, sat in front of the TV and asked "What's for dinner Batman???"

Well, Not big on the Wormhole stuff. I prefer to lean on Local Spacial Displacement. Seems to work little easier and requires less power than a wormhole. I mean, you don't need a Super Massive Black Hole to power a Local Spacial Displacement Engine... lol

Well, I guess you could Targeted the direction of the Hole formation if you alter the gravimetric distortion to an ellipse in a right angle to the direction you want to go... Might work.. Right??

Crash is only a real hard landing..

Yall becareful on the landing... Might hit another boat...

lol.. Well, I quituated for school, but I went back and now I are a graduate.... lol

Ohh you made it passed the 4 grade...

I used to live in Vicksburge, Ms.. I know which is worse....

Beleive me, I survived my ex-wife(Cajun Redhead) There is nothing I can't survive then...

yes to you... and you are a red, so, it is in your nature... I LIKE IT...

ohh fiesty, Like that...

OUCH.. Been Busted...

OHHH where here is a hug just for you, :hugs: and some kisses

Who cares where it came from... Sounds like a good idea to me...

Now there is an IDEA!!