There were 3 women sitting at a table. 5 year married, 10 year married, and a 15 year married. They were talking about how to spice up their sex life with their husbands. They decided to by sexy lingerie and wear them when their husband came home.

After a week went by, The 3 met back up. The 5 Year woman said "I bought a sexy pink teddy and matching string panty, my husband was so turned on, that he took me to the bedroom and made love to me all night long."

The 10 year woman said "Well I bought a black corset, garner belt with stockings and a pair of silk panty. My husband walked in and saw that, well we made love like it was our Honeymoon all over again.

The 15 year woman said "I bought a tight sexy black leather outfit with leather panty, long leather high heel boots and a little leather mask, My husband walked in, went to the ice box, grabbed a beer, sat in front of the TV and asked "What's for dinner Batman???"

sounds like something i would get after 15 yrs

Surely not that's a crime that is

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