Got a wild hair yesterday.
A friend from out of town is in and we got to thinking about what we could do to kill a little boredom.
I did a lot of Flea Market sales and have a straitjacket and a wheelchair, scrubs and lab coats.

He didn't trust me to put him in a straitjacket. Wonder why? So, I put it on. I also put on a surgical mask and crash helmet.

He put on the scrubs and lab coat.

Then, we headed out to Wal-Mart.

I got in the wheelchair and he strapped me in with a tie-down. Once we got into the store, he transferred me into the Wal-Mart push wheelchair and we went grocery shopping.

You couldn't imagine the stares we got and nobody wanted to get within ten feet of us. My friend almost ruptured veins trying to keep from laughing hysterically.

Store security had never had to deal with that type of situation before. They let us keep shopping once they knew what was up.

You ever get a wild hair and do some crazy stuff??

God, now I'm really thinking about coffee.....

Thinkng about Italy..

Savor it big guy.....soak it in.....

One year farther away from tjhe joyouss and carefree days of childhood.

One year further away from banging the living hell out of some horny lil high school chick.

One more year further away from the happy dreams of optomistic hope that have long since been crushed under the jaded weight of apathy.

One more year of plodding through the unending and pointless existance with only the hollow rasping of your breath to keep you company as each step leads you one step closer to the sweet release of death that never seems to come.

YAY! LET'S PARTY!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOO

I have read a few profiles, and in them a lot of them will say.


In lighter terms. I'm looking for a man that will provide everything I need in life. Meaning money, house, cloths, car etc etc.


If I put this on my profile that i'm looking for the same thing in a woman. Would I get more emails from women?



Think about this for a sec. Women work in todays world and some make damn good money. They don't need a mans help. So why not take care of me

5000 or more....that should take a few hundred years....but whats a few hundred when your already over a thousand

I have been thinking about doing the 3day Susan B. Komen 60 mile walk, so I was telling my daughter about my new venture. I was explaining that in order to walk, you must raise at least 2,300. She was silent for a moment, then said, "Mom, just think about all the women who walk ever year, and how long have they been doing this? And they havent' found a cure for breast cancer yet?" She sure got me to thinking, they probably have and just don't want to let the public know, there goes all the money going to the big pharma. I have read in plenty of publications where the "cure" has been found, but they won't release it. What do you think?