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Thu 07/23/09 05:34 AM
is the most bland god awful excuse for breakfast food ive ever tasted in my life. what the hell was i thinking buying this crap.

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Wed 07/22/09 07:03 PM

If I'm on a desert island and I'm going to be there over 5 minutes with either a drinker or a pot smoker, give me the smoker anytime. There won't be any violence or verbal abuse and I'll say it...the sex will be better and last longer.blushing




quoted for truth.


alcohol is more dangerous.

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Wed 07/22/09 06:55 PM

Eleven and a half years and five children, that's why.



damn 3 and a half felt like half my life

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Wed 07/22/09 06:48 PM
why would you even be with him if you had to give him that ultimatum in the first place?

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Wed 07/22/09 06:44 PM
getting dumped puts hair on your chest

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Wed 07/22/09 09:36 AM
Edited by Slyther83 on Wed 07/22/09 09:39 AM
dude i get 10x more emails with this as my primary dont hate


(insert random 10 x zero is still zero joke here) haha

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Wed 07/22/09 09:33 AM


At this time,I would like to thank my Mother. she is going to give me 25 bucks to join a pay dating site. I hope I will be able to meet some local women. Thanx,Mom. be seeing you


How sad.



i lol'd

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Wed 07/22/09 09:31 AM
Edited by Slyther83 on Wed 07/22/09 09:32 AM
"a big family person, a child of 12" as in she has 11 siblings. You monkeys fail at reading comprehension!

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Wed 07/22/09 09:25 AM
Edited by Slyther83 on Wed 07/22/09 09:25 AM
everyone doesnt have to be a supermodel to look good. its more of a turn off (IMO) when women act outwardly insecure about themselves.


that includes turning the lights off during sex or leaving half your clothes on during sex. dont do that. ever.




...and look at you lettin dudes cop feels at your first makeout session you hussie!

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Wed 07/22/09 09:20 AM
a bananacream pie to the face can be very therapeudic

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Wed 07/22/09 05:41 AM
there isnt 50000 cosmetic accessories surrounding the bathroom sink

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Wed 07/22/09 05:39 AM
idk whats going on here but i sure am thirsty... might as well have a drink of this bootysweat

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Wed 07/22/09 05:37 AM
why would you even give some jaded whining female the time of day? when you go their profile and its mostly comprised of complaints from their failed past relationships click "back"

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Mon 07/20/09 06:47 PM
no female hair burning out the fvcking belt on the vaccuum

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Mon 07/20/09 03:06 PM
Put it on - Big L

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Mon 07/20/09 09:56 AM
hell no, theres no better place than here.

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Sun 07/19/09 07:38 AM
this must be a joke

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Sat 07/18/09 06:12 PM
then how does it show up to other people who i mutual match?

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Sat 07/18/09 06:05 PM
how does the criteria for this work? sometimes when i click to find mutual matches it has people and other times it doesnt. if someone comes up on mutual match does that mean that they mutual matched me? if anyone has any insight as to how this feature works let me know thanks

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Sat 07/18/09 12:45 PM

I know what you mean.. I always put my family first.. Found out the hard way my friends are better family than all my family, except my sons of course...



yeah i perv'd your profile. dear lord. love

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