This thread sure wouldn NOT include me but just in case what exactly am I suppose to report?

A very very intelligent man had a wonderful answer for this:


A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning
challenged his students with this question.

"Did God create everything that exists?"

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created
evil.
And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works
define
who we are, then we can assume God is evil."

The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's
hypothetical
definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the
students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a
myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question,
professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never
been
cold?"

The other students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to
the
laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of
heat.
Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits
energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit
energy.
Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter
becomes
inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not
exist. We
have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not
exist
either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can
study, but
not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light
into
many colors and study the various wave lengths of each color. You
cannot
measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of
darkness
and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You
measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a
term
used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked! the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, as I have already
said.
We see it everyday. In the daily example of man's inhumanity to man.
In the
multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These
manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it
does
not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just
like
darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence
of
God.

God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man
does
not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes
when
there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein

With all due respect timp I do not understand why people say that evolution is a theory it's a FACT and a very well established one in the science community. We learned ancient history in school and that involved myths and the religions of cultures. That is all children need then let them follow their own path.

What really sets me off is this trying to push religion in our schools with thid stupid Creationism crap! Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion.

Midnight on a train trestle with 3 feet of snow on the ground and a full moon shining brightly out in the middle of nowhere. We laid right on the tracks and I never even felt the cold. It was awesome!

The Lovely Bones, by Alison Seabold, only took me about 2 days but BEFORE that I read the last book in Stephen King's Dark Tower Series, Roland of Gilead. The last book "The Dark Tower" took me months to read. Amazing!

NO

I was in an old house and there were dead elephants stuck in the wall.

I think about this question ALL the time. I would definetly come back
as a genius. Sort of like Albert Einstein. I would try and solve the
riddles of the univierse. I would be great at math and a wonderful
teacher and humanitarian.

Then how come guys like it when a girl is moaning or screaming during
sex? HUH!?