i don't even use butter or milk. i stir it just enough to get the powder wet from the post-draining residual moisture but not so wet that it disolves. i like it to be all clumped up so i get pockets of massive flavor. i have it 3-5 times per week along with 2 cans of tuna mixed with mayo and pickles. yum.

if i have a date over and really want to impress her i whip out the good stuff...velveeta shells and cheese.

my oldest pic is about a year. most are just a few months and on is from last week. not trying to fool anyone

like spidey sense? that would be cool.

i do that too. of course with stubble like mine there really i couldn't avoid it if i wanted to. ha. i actually cut someone with it once, but it was a totally different scenario.


how about pure vibration from a deep voice? if my chest or back is against a girl and i speak, often she feels it strongly enough to get really turned on. the strangest time that ever happened was in like for the texas giant at six flags. her legs started wobbling, i had to hold her up and everyone thought she was experiencing heat stroke.

her mouth, my ears. excellent.

(this one may not be appropriate for the general section...) when she's on top with her boobs hanging free and she glides the nipples down my chest. feels AND looks great.




i do a one-handed variation that. my hand actually rests on her face and just behind her neck and pulls her to me. it's a nice combo of gentle and strong. gets rave reviews.

there are some very polite kids in my neighborhood. on more than one occasion kids ride their bikes by my house while changing my oil or doing something else in the garage and they stop and say, "sir, may i please ride my bike in your driveway?" i say ok and they'll do a circle or two, say thanks and ride off. it's pretty nice. i see so many bratty kids these days i'd expect them to ride through the yard, drop a steamer on the porch and ride off laughing.

i'm seeing quite the opposite. i get lots of attention from ladies around 40 on here. i find them pleasant because they've outgrown the games and insecurities of women in their 20s and early 30s. just keep looking. lots of them on here.

maybe the fish guys are trying to say, "hey ladies, i can provide for you and our kids. i'm so manly."

i'm lazier (or just smarter). i'm going to go take a pic of myself at walmart buying some fish that someone else caught, cleaned and packaged. ready to microwave!

watermelon seeds don't scare me. neither do cherry pits, orange seeds or gum. and i eat entire apples, even the seeds and core. not usually the stem though. tossing the core just seems wastful to me.

ok people have said i'm too picky about only dating a certain type but narrowing it down to a birthday, wow that's really picky . i'm out...april 1st

my best facial feature is the hair because i can quickly grow it out to cover all the other features if i feel so inclined.

seriously though, women seem to like my lips.

my neighbors had a stupid dog that barked constantly night and day. i really don't understand the point of having a dog in the city or suburbs if you aren't going to train it to hunt or aid the handicapped or something. i'm just not an animal person so i'll never understand.

i try to be a good neighbor. i don't use power tools or bang on things in the garage late at night and i don't rev my trucks when i leave like some people. do they think that's cool? idiots.

about 5 houses down there's a mexican family that likes to play tejano music pretty loudly on sunday afternoon. i can hear it but it's not that annoying. i'll be under a truck changing my oil and just start laughing if there's a really "awesome" accordian or tuba solo. last sunday was different. when i woke up they were blaring "don't stop 'til you get enough".

i eat fake pb made from soy since i'm allergic to peanuts. at first i thought it was pretty nasty but now i actually prefer it.

just an annoyance for adults but it must be scary as hell for a little kid since they don't know what's going on and get scared. i sat in some as a little kid but don't remember it. my nephew is only a few weeks old but when he's old enough to visit and play in the yard i'll be sure those things are gone first.

yeah, definitely worse in the summer.

i applied some hydrocortizone cream. i was about to go my friend's house but my feet were too swollen to fit into my shoes so i drove barefoot. it felt like the pedals were flaming pillows. it was all so ridiculous i was laughing butt off. my friend's gf didn't laugh when she saw my feet though. she thought i was going to die or something. my friend and i were laughing and talking cars and she kept asking, "are you ok? do you need anything?" yeah i'm fine, thanks.

just can't argue with that logic. boobs ftw!

oh absolutely what's inside. i love a nice pair of kidneys and a properly functioning pancreas. oh yeah.

cool. sounds like something different than cgm...it's far from cheap from what i've seen. i may give that a try before i declare chemical warfare for another year. if there was a dog in my yard he'd be about as welcome as the ants. ha.

are you referring to CGM (corn gluten meal)? i've heard that's a good natural fertilizer. i've wanted to try it on my lawn. the grass can use all the help it can get during the summers here.

i tried the club soda thing last year and it did take out a few mounds, but no luck long-term. probably because my neighbors don't treat their yard at all. then every time the guy mows the lawn he gets bitten by a bunch of them, blows them all over himself with the mower and runs around like kermit the frog on crack trying to wash them off under the spigot.

i have 2 bags of amdro (one broadcast and one spot treatment). i know it works pretty well i'm waiting for the weather to cooperate.

it's pretty impressive how huge their underground network can be. kill one mound and there's another just as big a day later.