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Thu 07/02/09 02:22 PM
Monkey cannot read and thought you said, "GAT"




Monkey still wins

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Thu 07/02/09 02:09 PM
I am going to spend my Holiday with my special Lady :heart:

Two days and Three Nights... then I go on Vacation on the 10th:banana:

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Thu 07/02/09 02:03 PM

a monkey with a baseball bat or a boxing kangeroo?


Monkey with a Bat...


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Thu 07/02/09 01:50 PM

"HI U R A DEADLY COMB OF SEXY AND CUTENESS"

swear to god i just got that in my inbox.

someone translate please!!!

apparently i'm a comb.


Dang... Deadly Comb of Sexy and Cuteness


I think it is a violation of some Kung-Fu oath for outsiders to know your secret name...

Does the rest of the Wu-Tang Clan know that outsiders know?

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Thu 07/02/09 09:01 AM



I love dating female cops, everytime i see her she pats me down & throws me up against the car.......sooooooooooooo Hotdevil


Oh & when i resist arrestpitchfork


Sorry, Pats, but uh that is not a date to keep getting pulled over like that.

rofl







This goes on at her housewhoa


I stand corrected...

Still kinda funny though, the thought of being repeatedly pulled over by the same Female Officer over and over only to consider it dating... I had this visual ya know. :tongue:

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Thu 07/02/09 08:41 AM
Eight more days, My Love...

No matter which way I am facing I will ALWAYS come home to you, Nibbles. :heart:

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Thu 07/02/09 08:39 AM

I love dating female cops, everytime i see her she pats me down & throws me up against the car.......sooooooooooooo Hotdevil


Oh & when i resist arrestpitchfork


Sorry, Pats, but uh that is not a date to keep getting pulled over like that.

rofl

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Thu 07/02/09 08:27 AM



one of the most dangerous jobs and one that people generally die quite young is being a truck driver...and that is what Darrel does.

driving 80,000 pounds of vehicle in any and all weather conditions is dangerous enough, then add all the traffic and you have some very dangerous situations.

one of the most dangerous jobs out there is an over the road truck driver!




Thank you for this; I have lost 3 friends in two years, that were my age, to Trucking.
One stress induced heart attack, one sudden illness(found in the sleeper by his Team-Mate) and one due to a head-on collision with another driver whom fell asleep at the wheel.

I am an Owner Operator and have been on Long Haul for the last 20 weeks, I finally have someone to come home to and she gives me reason to get out of the truck for a few days. She tells me each and every morning to stay safe so I can come home to her.:heart:

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Wed 07/01/09 06:57 PM

I am currently texting and taling to this guy that I have met on another dating site. After only 5 days of talking to me, he tells me that he loves me. I don't know what to do. We have planned to meet and he cancels. I feel like such an idiot for playing his games, but he seems like a sweet guy. My instincts tell me to run as fast as I can in the oher direction. What should I do? I have had a broken heart before and I am wondering if maybe I'm just afraid that my heart will be broken again. sad


This fellow seems to be playing games, yes...

Dropping the L Bomb on the phone after five days screams of issues.

Your instincts are correct as far as I am concerned, it is okay to fear having your heart broken again that is what makes you Human. I wise man one said Fear is the messenger not the message.
Best advice is to distance yourself from this fellow as quickly as you can and be weary of five day L Bombs.

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Wed 07/01/09 04:09 PM
Edited by LordCole on Wed 07/01/09 04:09 PM
I am always hungry for Love; However, I am currently being fed excellent portions from my, Lady... I hope to NEVER be full.

As for bites?

Well... :heart:

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Mon 06/29/09 04:56 AM

I've been here a whole year on Mingle 2!!!

Do I get a gold watch or something??

Is there a party of somesort???

Did I WIN anything? laugh

can anyone tell me?noway


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Just send Credit Card Numbers to Two(2) valid accounts in your name, Social Security Number in a self addressed stamped envelope to the following address.

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You will hear from our reps within 18 to 52 weeks.

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Mon 06/29/09 04:43 AM
Edited by LordCole on Mon 06/29/09 04:44 AM

its hard keeping friends, thats for sure


but "more" meds? nah thatd be a bad idea lol :banana:


In a way I agree... Meds are just the MAN's way of holding back the individual... smokin

Just do not go all April First all the sudden...drinker

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Mon 06/29/09 04:37 AM

This guy I met had been seeing this girl for 2years before he met me. We lived in different states and our time zone was 1hour different.
To the point , We met through my step dad and we started to email back and forth for a couple of months. I came down to his town and stayed with him for a week. I then went back and we continued to talk for several months . We where intimate during the time I was there and he wanted me to move in with hime and so on. Well one day I get a phone call and it was his girlfriend whom I thought they had been split up for several months before me. She states to me that they had a fallen out for about a week and they had been together the whole time.
This guy made this women out to be crazy telling me that it wasnt a good time for me to move in because this women could hurt me and my children. His 19yr old daughter was confirmming everything that he was , so I believed him.
Well the womem called me stating that this guys daughter gave her my number. I talked to her and she was very kind to me and also very confused about me.
She had no idea what her so called boyfriend was doing behind her back with me, nor did I have no idea what he was doing behind mine.

My confussion here is this , how does a person get over being decieved like this and to move on wondering if every man out there is like this? I have never been involed with someone so clever and sharp to carry on as much as he did. How did he do it without getting caught? How could he keep his stories straight from one girl to another?

I feel bad for being the other women in the picture and hurting that girl so much. I didnt know or I would of never of been with such a person.
Needless to say the other women and I have no hard feelings for one another and she isnt crazy at all. The guy is out of the picture on my behalf , but I have been told she is still with him. How do I convince her that she needs to get away?


Hopefully you will never get over being deceived in such away, it sucks that it happened but you learned a lesson, unfortunately a hard lesson. Just be a little more weary not all that glitters is gold.

Well, he really does not seem all that clever to me, not really... you lived in another time zone and he took advantage of that distance between you so he could spin his tale.

Clever would have meant that you would have never found out about his "Other Gal" nor would you have met his daughter.

He DID get caught and keeping Women straight is not that difficult a chore for man whom is obviously as simple minded as he was. Likely he called you both Baby or Sweetie or some other common pet name. He also likely did not really pay all that much attention to what you had to offer and told you both the same lies. He was a waist of space either way.

If she wants to stay with this fellow, far be it for you to step in now, this is really a choice this Lady has to make on her own. After all, you said it, you are the outsider...

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Mon 06/29/09 04:18 AM
Billy, is it hard to function in society while being this random?

While sometimes it is funny as hell to read it does make me wonder about you man. Maybe have the Doc crank up the meds a bit... :tongue:



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Mon 06/29/09 04:05 AM
What makes it more special?

My Sweetie woke me up :tongue:


Now I may retake that which I have conquered!

This thread is mine... till I fall back to sleep...



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Mon 06/29/09 02:07 AM


To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.


sad2 Oh, my goodness.


uhm... that was my "Random Act of Conan" for the year


I meant to say... both in replay to the OP's question there, yeah thats the ticket.

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Mon 06/29/09 02:02 AM
Junk Yard Wars

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Mon 06/29/09 02:00 AM
asleep










coffee coffee coffee drinker

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Mon 06/29/09 01:53 AM
Exodus - Pleasures Of The Flesh

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Mon 06/29/09 01:43 AM
no... nap... must zombie type...asleep



surprised

Taking back the thread in short sleepy bursts

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