If I Had A Dollar For Every time _____ I Would Be Rich !



For every time I forget to put the filler in the coffee pot


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the real world can be crazy. but then again maybe we all are.

good luck

Is it any wonder.....his pic is all over several of the scammer websites...and didnt you all notice his African way of writing....

Are You sure it's a White Horse and not a Beast with Seven Heads and Ten Horns ?

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed.

I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your f*cking ugly face!

I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop drinking spirits and to stop the beer,
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard Gere!

I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm taking off right now,
I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.

Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick,
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat.
But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat.

It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze,
I'm going to have no stupid fun,
Coz waking up beside your mug,
Just makes me want to be a nun.

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent oh�� so many nights
just waiting for a man that was so long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you'��ve just brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Cause there was no Anaconda
lurking in those faded jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don'��t you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4.
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn'��t notice it pop out.
Don't you know we'��re only joking when we say size doesn'��t count?

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to really laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and red and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'��m saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Don't ever call.
Last time I saw a d!ck that tiny
It was on a baby doll.
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don'��t you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw the crap things back.
The only thing that I could do with a
d!ck as small as that,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then feed it to the cat!

I will survive,
I will survive,
Coz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. .hey, hey!

Go on now go,
Just leave my sight,.
I'��m going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!.........

hi
ohh my godd!!

what is going on here?
it is a serious site?
No it will only fake profiles here !!
you talk to a woman then you discover that it is a man !!
where women on this site?
i dont want scammers plzzzzz !! just want woman seriousss !! and age is not never problem !!