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Thanks kindly fellow Sooner!
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Well, kind of. Pretty sure I made one of these a year or so ago. I came back and decided to try again. Just looking for friends and a way to pass the time. The forums seem to be a good way to do that. Anyway, hi all
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Do you prefer
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I like them just like they come....hairy or hairless. I don't get the whole man not just being the man he was made to be thing.
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It saddens me that our nation has become a place that it is common to trample one citizens right in order to uphold anothers. Whether it is baking a cake, making a t-shirt or any other service provided we should have the right to not be forced to provide services against our personal conviction, religious or otherwise. My sister in law is a photographer. ...under the same reasoning the govt has provided for sanctioning small business owners she cld be fined for refusing to photo nude men swinging in trees sucking on popsicles. It is preposterous to me.
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No one has pointed out that if this site were only for dating then there would not be an option in 'looking for' to state you are looking for friendship. Many of us just enjoy chatting in the forums. I personally have only answered one private message since I have been here and that was because he said something quite witty.
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WAX is NOT your friend
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I don't remember where I saw/heard it first, but I laughed so hard I cried! |
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WAX is NOT your friend
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WAX is NOT your friend All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!? ) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (Cold wax, "yeah... right!") I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! Ok, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire. With me next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to t he inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself... RRRRIIIPPP!! I'm blind!! Blinded from pain!. OH MY GOD!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!! Another deep breathe and RRIIPP! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out... must stay conscious... Do I hear crashing drums?? Breathe, breathe... OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy- a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX?? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, wh ich I s now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake... remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. DANG!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. "hoo-hoo"? Sealed shut! Butt? Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?? WRONG!! I get in the tub- the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment- I sit. Now, the only th ing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together a n d then glued to the bottom of the tub.. in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few moths ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter- "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?" She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YE AH!! RIGHT!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various sol ut ions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event. My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace... the lotion the give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the ens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice t o my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!! So I recklessly sh ave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color... Now that's funny... Notttt. |
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why most women
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Why it's that most women don't like sex? It's because they don't have the urge at that particular moment or there are not just agitated to it? |
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just want a chat
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feel free to ask me something... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Welcome to mingle 
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life
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What's number 1 on your bucket list? 1. To never need a bucket list |
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Sheldon Cooper
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Why make a Woman Beautiful??
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wretched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain glorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?" Well... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman." 
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Women members sideways?? WTF.. If the woman has a member..it's not a woman 
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Edited by
JLaDawn
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Tue 03/31/15 05:50 PM
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this is the actual news article, dutch rudder was added by someone else talking about the news story. And it has nothing to do with "a working wife" lmao!
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 'over smartly'???? nice to see you don't fall victim to this phenomenon... |
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It seems they are not seriously looking ? They are just looking sideways! 
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Why make a Woman Beautiful??
Edited by
JLaDawn
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Tue 03/31/15 04:45 PM
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"Why did God create man first?
Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species." 
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Is Love Real Anymore
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The internet is an itinerant lover. Here today, gone tomorrow. You have to get someone in your clutches for an actual test run. 
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comments plzzz 
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why women cheat??
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being passed out or raped as cheating......seriously?.......WTF? |
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