Man says to God: " Why did You make a woman so beautiful??"

God says: " So you would love her."

Man says to God: " But God, why did You make her so dumb??"

God says: " So she would love you."


hahaha!! fair enough!! lol

LOL

It's a JOKE Where is the rolling eyes smiley when ya need it?!?!

Guess God got a few things right.

Unless the joke meant she would have to be really dumb to love a man. Oh now I get it. Never mind. Makes perfect sense now.

Carry on.

Edited for off-topic.
This is a jokes forum, not a debate.

soufie
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"Why did God create man first?

Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species."

Why did God create man first?

Simple, he didn't want to listen to a woman trying to tell him "how to do it!"

so why did God create a woman after...?

'cause man kept doing things wrong...

Yeah, yeah.
Took some dirt off the middle and placed it on her chest

I beg to disagree!!

What did God say after He created man??
"I can do better than this!!".. so He created a Woman..

There's something not quite right in the architecture
Else why dont we see snow-women?

The flaw got corrected when the French introduced high heels.

Did you hear about this one?

A recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man, Dave Harper, has sued St. Paul's Hospital, saying that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

"Mrs. Harper was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight."

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wretched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain glorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.

But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.

He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"

Well... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."

God has a female neshama or soul in the Bible when he approaches us closer.

When a man steals your wife, the best revenge is to let him keep her

I'll buy that for a dollar!!!