Not every one is quite as obvious, they don't make it obvious that they are checking someone out, hence why it can be hard to tell if someone is straight or not unless you're in a gay bar/club.

Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

I'm single because I'm married to my job. Most people can't accept the fact that I am an ER nurse and when my phone rings, I have to answer and usually can't say no to work when someone's life is on the line. I have been dumped too many times with with the reason that I work too much.

"Gee I'm sorry. I can't come in to save this person's life, my partner just put a DVD in the player." *facepalm*

Yes you can get to know people and it will show sooner or later but if you're looking for a specific person, what are you going to do...talk to every person in the place until you find that one? And then if it doesn't work out...

It's harder when you're looking for that specific person to talk to because it's not always obvious that they are gay. How do you find the ones that are?

Long distance relationships? Do they work? They work about as well as a fly swatter works on killing Godzilla.

Well, considering I put in the post I was looking for females, I'll have to pass but thanks for the offer.

Any bi/lesbian girls in Westchester County NY? Hit me up...I'm looking to meet over coffee.

:-)

Or try giving birth...

Yo mama's so fat, I slapped her stomach to ride the wave in!

Abandon all hope...I guess there is not a single lesbian in ALL of Westchester County. Shame...

Got to love the logic behind it!

Don't know why everyone is so into getting married. Spend all that money for what? The chances of becoming a statistic (how high is the divorce rate) all for a ring and a piece of paper stating that in the eyes of the law, you're married.

Can't people just be happy living together and loving one another? It doesn't matter how long people have been together. Skip marriage, save the money because its a lot more expensive to break up once you spend the money to get married then spend even more to get divorced. Just food for thought.

Looking for (gay) females in Westchester County NY area. Anyone?

Do you really expect any one to believe that there was a roadrunner and coyote involved here? I mean nowhere and I mean NOWHERE is there any evidence that this boulder came from ACME, therefore, the coyote could not be involved. People trying to blame innocent coyotes...

I went to college with a guy who took a law class and had to write his thesis on a case that could possible...who was involved, what the case was about, who won and why. So what did he write about? The coyote sued ACME for faulty products. ACME won with the argument that regardless of how faulty their products were, coyote kept coming back time after time after time. Case dismissed in favor of the defendant. He got an A- on the paper.

No worries about motives. Focus on being her friend and be the best friend you can be but accept that fact that it could possibly remain that way. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. What's the worst that happens? You have a friend!

I don't have faith in no god. I have knowledge of what can be proven. I have knowledge that what can't be proven doesn't exist.

And there is always a possibility that may change. Never give up hope!

Not always, but I understand men a hell of a lot more than I do women.

I'm a woman and I can't even understand women sometimes. If I had a nickel for every time I had a WTF moment when dealing with a woman...

Great quote from Disable Planets:

"Be you and just be you or be out!"