btw...i did not mean this as an attack..did not mean to offend anyone
who did not fit the description i layed out.i am simply stateing my
beleifs on religion and my wearyness of the selfrightous.

im waiting for the scientoligest inquisition,killing all who do not
follow the scripture of l.ron.hubbard...same exact thing as
catholosism..just a different era

little to convenient for me...that is my whole point...someone kills in
the name of their lord because of their interpretation of their
religions writings while another would tout the same scripts as somthing
completley diferent.religion ..to me...is the oldest con on earth meant
to subdue the minds of the masses..with no real messege beyond obedience
that couldnt be twisted to fit any need of self rightousness...if anyone
has it even close to right in my book its the zen bhudists

oh...sub concscience thing...right on freind(had to re read what i wrote
lol)

no opinion my freind...read your bible...its in black and white(mening
fact)...i made nothing up

not to be a jerk but any catholic or cristian person out there who spews
religious garbage as fact needs to remeber one thing..your whole
religion is based on 2 ppl having kids...then their kids having kids and
eventually we all came to be here on earth.sorry but i dont beleive we
are all here from incest.your sub conscience is your savior..if you want
it bad enough...if you think on it long enough your sub conscience will
make it happen

beer***

experience and only experience gains you an opinion,so if you have an
opinion on anything you have been told,despite what you may think you
are being the sheep those in power need you to be to keep it.(newspaper
readers,news watchers and knowitalls who wont let me finish a bear in
peace,you know who you are)

maybe from the old joke where i got the idea for that joke,it goes..you
ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? ya? he is back and wants your #!!

Time Bandits in my pants

a man is rushed to the emergency room for a heart attack with his wife
in the ambulance and when they get their the doctors take her husband
away.She waits for about 3 hours when the doctor comes out and says to
her "mam,this was a close call.he can no longer have any stress in his
life,none or he will die.it may be hard but you will have to bend to his
every whim for a while if he is to pull through this."the woman nods and
the doctors let her in to see her husband.when she sees her husband he
asks her"honey,what did the doctor tell you?"she looks at him and says
"baby,...your gonna die."

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.

As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people.You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the
problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of
it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter. (got this online from a
joke site)

ty very much you 2,much apreciated

Your love is lite,Your understanding rain,and i likened to a
rose.Deprive me of either and i to shall whither and die

thank you very much

hey all...my nickname is bubbles.lol.just kidding.that made me laugh for
10 min.post a joke if you know it...im always up for a laugh

hey all..north side beer drinkin wood cuttin guitar playin stuff lifter
here,how you all doin tonight? New here and figured ide jump in with
both feet and say Hey!!!...WhatsUP!!!??,so,Hey!!!...WhatsUP!!!??